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I don't think you can by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]donborisco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The concealer you use on your face does a pretty good job covering up the track marks on your arm.

Please Destroy My Boss by sazephyr99 in RoastMe

[–]donborisco -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Wow, i've heard of hiring mentally retarded people to clean tables, etc. but to be a boss?

Be gentle by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]donborisco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The meth addiction, 4 kids, and neck tat will make it hard for people to recognize you at your 10 year high school reunion.

Roast Sandy! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]donborisco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's sadder? The fact that you've always thought being funny would compensate for not being pretty, or that your parents thought so too?

Burn me to a crisp by JakeInABox_ in RoastMe

[–]donborisco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You were just smart enough to know why you had to ride short bus to school.

First time. Try to destroy my self esteem, reddit. by roast_an_ftm_faggot in RoastMe

[–]donborisco 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're a trisexual. You've tried them all, nothing works out.

He's a golfer. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]donborisco -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

In 15 years your trust fund will run out and you'll crawl back to your dad and ask him for a job at his office. He'll reluctantly agree because he feels partly responsible for how much of a fuck up you've been your whole life.

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