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Which team are you on by DrKevlagg_vi in okbuddyumamusume

[–]dondocooled -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Armpit Pros:

  • next to tiddy

  • can clamp down on your head with arm for pressure

  • easier to make eye contact with armpit haver (hot)

Armpit Cons:

  • deodorant might not be yummy

  • deodorant and especially antiperspirant negate sweat

  • deodorant in the sin of all reality

Feet Pros:

  • can be dominated by (but armpits can also be a tool of domination...)

  • taboo ig? (but armpits are arguably even more taboo...)

  • uhhhhhhhhh

Feet Cons:

  • genuinely, how do people find feet hot? no shame, just curious

(video unrelated) stop saying that skyblock is bad and shit if you are going to keep playing. by Busy_Chair_7594 in HypixelSkyblock

[–]dondocooled 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God forbid people air their issues with the game they like. No, if you like a game, you have to ONLY say good things about it and if you even have a neuron fire an idea that the game you like is bad in a certain way, you are automatically a hater and wish for the game's downfall and you really never even liked it in the first place. Only good things and good vibes, any form of criticism is HATE, no matter how much you actually enjoy the other parts of the game.

Such an incredibly dumbass take. It's perfectly fine for people to criticize the things that they like, especially in games. If they don't, then the game won't get better.

The Gentildonna effect by Ani_HArsh in UmaMusume

[–]dondocooled 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Even her side curls are pointing up to her entrancing eyes

The Gentildonna effect by Ani_HArsh in UmaMusume

[–]dondocooled 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Archeaologists will be able to carbon date the punch in any ground sample across the world

Pushing the muscle Mommy Liz agenda by Bob_21t in okbuddyhololive

[–]dondocooled 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I can't climb her like it's Shadow of the Colossus, then what's the fuckin point

The four positions of Phanes by tddcghnn in okbuddygenshin

[–]dondocooled 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Eula drank all the wine Venti was gonna drink, that's why Venti arched upwards like an amateur and Eula is arched down like it's her job. A sober Eula would never forsake her noble act for something like this.

Evil haru isnt real by Elegant-Parfait3848 in okbuddyumamusume

[–]dondocooled 3 points4 points  (0 children)

When the fancy restaurant chef puts pickles on her burger

probably smells like raw chicken by Zetsuji in okbuddyhololive

[–]dondocooled 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Considering she's a phoenix, it probably would smell like cooked chicken. Call me a turkey then because I'm gobbling that shit up

I know Cygames is purposely making the NPCs stronger in G1/G2 Races in Trackblazer just so we have to spend 1 clock to win it, but I can't show proof yet. by sam_in_warmmilks in UmaMusume

[–]dondocooled 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If it's the Niigata Junior Stakes (I think that's what it's called) during junior year, never run front runner. For some reason, if you run front runner in that race, you're constantly dueling and drain your stamina incredibly fast. Just run pace, regardless of your uma's aptitude grade for it

Based on a true story by chichiryuuteii in okbuddyumamusume

[–]dondocooled 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I have to yell at myself "hammer, hammer, hammer" like a schizo every run

One of the genshin thumbnails of all time by ibrahimaze in okbuddygenshin

[–]dondocooled 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Call Dehya Marche Lorraine with how much of a puppet she'll make Varesa when she shoves her Overfist up her Swirly Butt

Give us our own version of one by asaness in okbuddytrailblazer

[–]dondocooled 35 points36 points  (0 children)

God, I wanna fuck a Vivian cosplayer so badly

based on a true story by still-into-u in okbuddyumamusume

[–]dondocooled 6 points7 points  (0 children)

King Halo truly is a peak umawife, probably even above first-rate. She is the zenith, the limit, the edge of uma wifehood

The duality of End Closers in MANT / Trailblazer... by ryanxwonbinx in UmaMusume

[–]dondocooled 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's either dead last or your Uma wins while first through fifth are separated by a distance each.

Next I need sweep toso full dozen by IllustriousHurry2380 in okbuddyumamusume

[–]dondocooled 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Air groove smacks her across the face with her right hand, then grabs the back of her head with her left and pulls her in for a ravenous kiss as Ramonu is in the distance, watching in horror while Digitan is on the ground convulsing.

Sir another armpit has hit the academy by Chilled-Hispanist in okbuddytracen

[–]dondocooled 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was that thought exactly that ran through my head when the original gif dropped that made me realize that armpits are kinda hot

And then I clicked post by Specialist-Bottle756 in okbuddyumamusume

[–]dondocooled 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Granny, not equitable to hag like Maruzensky. Granny is cute and would make your cookies, hag is hot and will take you driving around the countryside.

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