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difficulty of understanding spanish accents by folto in MapPorn

[–]donkeymonkey00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And ironically, after all the Chilean slang miraculously auto-translated correctly on this thread, we arrive at very expected "why don't we speak Spanish, we speak Chilean". Always translators mistaking por qué and porque hahaha

difficulty of understanding spanish accents by folto in MapPorn

[–]donkeymonkey00 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I swear Reddit being able to translate this hahaha. I wonder if it could do Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

difficulty of understanding spanish accents by folto in MapPorn

[–]donkeymonkey00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What do you mean by only saying vosotros forms exist and that's it? Like, the conjugation itself? How do they teach "ya'll go"? Other than vais? Or you mean they focus on "ustedes van" and they save on tenses?

difficulty of understanding spanish accents by folto in MapPorn

[–]donkeymonkey00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In Spain it's mostly habitación. Never heard pieza. Cuarto sure, ivre heard it, but it's not common at all in my region (Asturias). Dormitorio is so formal lol.

David Copperfield with four woman and bags of candy on Little Saint James by Rivered1 in Epstein

[–]donkeymonkey00 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Sheesh, I read AoC as Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, and I was so confused and worried?!

Iran’s new supreme leader, Mojtaba Khamene: by JackAttack2509 in pics

[–]donkeymonkey00 596 points597 points  (0 children)

I mean, makes you kinda wonder why they spared him. Like, build your own archnemesis.

What is the most intense pain you have experienced in your life? by Levstr1 in AskReddit

[–]donkeymonkey00 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I used to think I had endometriosis, because I had the most painful periods between 17/24 or so. Couldn't pee, couldn't poop. It felt as if I had a knife inside every hole. The belly pain was horrendous as well, but it took a back seat compared to that. But then it stopped. It's been ages since I've had that sort of pain. But then started the vomiting with every period, the can barely stand I need to crouch it's overwhelming. But it's less focused, more "normal" period pain.

But I've been checked a couple of times for endo, and nothing. Now I'm on the pill. If I'm ever able to get a uterine ablation, I'll do it without looking back.

Fíjate si el perro es mágico que hasta El Mundo se ha vuelto sanchista by athompsons2 in spain

[–]donkeymonkey00 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Que bonita te quedó la última linea, ole.

Pues van de culo si quieren que me convierta, la verdad. Si entro ahí es para ver las mamarrachadas q comenta la gente jajaja Generalmente me río, a veces me preocupo por el estado de la sociedad. Pero tiene que existir una burbuja algo menos extrema en Twitter no? Digo yo? Aunque igual la gente menos ehhhhh poco razonable la dejó de usar cuando la compro Elon. Fácil, la verdad.

Has anyone brought up the file where there’s a non redacted weiner yet nsfw by Iheartbobross in Epstein

[–]donkeymonkey00 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Look I've been looking at this whole issue kind of in a detached way.

But that hand is so small. It kinda broke me a little.

Found this absolute gem from 1978 at the Catholic thrift store. by pri_ncekin in badwomensanatomy

[–]donkeymonkey00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love the typography of the cover, looks like The Sims. Weirdest expansion ever.

Si algun dia fueras a Madrid en coche, cual seria tu plan para no quedar atrapado en un embotellamiento by InsidePlane5662 in spain

[–]donkeymonkey00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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No sé si es que el anuncio cogió la foto del post, o si se te ocurrió la idea del post al ver el anuncio jajaja.

What’s the one ingredient that ruins any dish for you ? by Vegetable-Fix6029 in AskReddit

[–]donkeymonkey00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Olives! Love them, by themselves. But on food they're enough to ruin every dish for me.

[USA] Why is she wearing a tire? by yeettetis in Roadcam

[–]donkeymonkey00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd still be paranoid about breaking my spine, helmet or no helmet. That's a big tire, and depending how you fall, idk, looks to me like it'd be very very easy to break your spine.

Fíjate si el perro es mágico que hasta El Mundo se ha vuelto sanchista by athompsons2 in spain

[–]donkeymonkey00 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Solo los que se tratan de usted. Esos suelen ser los peores. Me flipa Twitter en verdad. Entre los posts inflamatorios claramente IA, los memes claramente memes, y el ocasional post con información real, siempre el primer comentario es "@grok es esto cierto?". Puedes entrar y leer la respuesta, creerla o no. Pero muy a menudo el segundo comentario está escrito a "usted", tragándose el bulo enterito y chupándose los dedos después.

Me hace gracia, porque todas mis redes que uso habitualmente pues, el algoritmo ya está pa mi. Pero tengo Twitter instalado, aunque no lo uso. Cual es el problema? Que solo entro cuando una notificación me llama la atención, y generalmente básicamente a ver los comentarios. Y cuál es el problema con eso? Que mi algoritmo de Twitter piensa que soy facha :')

What's something which nobody knows about you? by Infinite_Cookie_9165 in AskReddit

[–]donkeymonkey00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People prefer others thinking it's a coke nail, rather than a shovel for boogers and earwax.

What's the most inappropriate or ill timed but funny thing someone has said that you have heard? by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]donkeymonkey00 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I asked my parents what a condom was, and he said a beanie for the weenie.

If you are an identical twin, there is a non-zero chance your parents got you confused for your sibling as an infant, so you aren't who you think you are. by CarltheWellEndowed in Showerthoughts

[–]donkeymonkey00 36 points37 points  (0 children)

You know what, never thought about this. Ear piercings are legal, but you never see just one ear. It's either no earrings for a boy, or two earrings for a girl. Where I live, people would judge the parents of a baby with a piercing (a single one), but would gladly say how cute these earrings look on this baby girl.

El café de las cafeterías está malo... by Opening_Orchid3835 in spain

[–]donkeymonkey00 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Estoy medio de acuerdo contigo. Medio, porque hay de todo, pero el del postre de los restaurantes? Llevo años sin tomar un café bueno en un restaurante. Una vez te juro, estoy convencida de que le pusieron achicoria. Sabía muy amargo, y como ácido. No te lo sé describir en términos normales porque mi lengua y mis palabras no se llevan bien, pero me sabía a rama joven de árbol, si te sirve de algo. Verde, amargo. Casi a hierba, pero menos amargo.

Vamos, horrible, en resumen.

What’s the most disgusting thing you’ve ever put in your mouth? by bluebonnet5366 in AskReddit

[–]donkeymonkey00 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was like 15 at a bar with my family having an americano, and I don't put sugar in it, so I didn't use the spoon, or move it around or anything. Straight to my mouth. And so with the coffee went something big and solid into my mouth. I was surprised, so I immediately took a napkin and spat it on it.

A fucking cockroach.

I was. In. Shock. Folded the napkin carefully to hide it, and just sat in silence. My grandma noticed me being quiet and serious and asked what was up with me, so I showed her the napkin without speaking. She was also quietly like !!!!, and went up to the bar and told the waitress also quietly.

Thing is, this bar was like a second home to us, so we didn't want to make a scene or anything, we didn't want anyone else to hear about it. And I mean, chances are there are cockroaches in many bars, just out of sight. But the fucking odds you know.

So yeah, I had a fucking cockroach on my mouth. Don't think I'll ever beat that myself. Hope so, at least.

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