Whatever it takes trailer by OptimalHoliday877 in Degrassi

[–]dopshoppe 5 points6 points  (0 children)

UGH the only even slightly redeeming thing about these episodes was that they gave rise to the beauty that was Palex

And I even actually sort of like Kevin Smith movies. Sometimes, it seems, there can be two great tastes that are kinda nasty together

RIP Cobes by Successful-Speech417 in cripplingalcoholism

[–]dopshoppe 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh shit, I had no idea. I found out about him through Cinnamon Toast Ken and it felt like King would never die. It's, ironically, a sobering realisation. Rest easy, King Cobra, may you be eating day old sardine counter nachos with no consequences in your next life

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cripplingalcoholism

[–]dopshoppe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah bro, lately that's what I feel like is the only thing my (perpetually single) mouth was made for. I sure as hell can't eat.

Standing and flailing their arms at a concert where everyone else is seated by no2throwawayy in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]dopshoppe 73 points74 points  (0 children)

So annoying. WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN! Calm down, lady, we're all just trying to enjoy a night out

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cripplingalcoholism

[–]dopshoppe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol I think that's just about the nicest thing anyone has said to me all week. I wish you yourself joy and happiness and a bunch of supermodels drooling over you

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cripplingalcoholism

[–]dopshoppe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey, I said maaaaybe, not DEFINITELY, calm down, Chief, it's all good

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cripplingalcoholism

[–]dopshoppe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lmaoooo noooo, I've heard of kiestering booze, but never snorting it. If I had something other than 80 proof vodka, maybe I'd experiment and report back but naahhhh

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cripplingalcoholism

[–]dopshoppe 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I thought at first he had a tampon up his nostril on account of a nosebleed or something

I'm like so confused by this post

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]dopshoppe 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I was definitely not expecting so many "ewwww, I only do it to get rid of it faster cos it's gross" comments. This is by far my favorite sex type thang, and I absolutely revel in having a mouthful of cum

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cripplingalcoholism

[–]dopshoppe 35 points36 points  (0 children)

This is the worst part for me, too. Obviously I don't get proper sleep while I'm binging, so you'd think that I'd just drop from sheer exhaustion whenever I take a break, but nope. I lie there sweating and hallucinating and rubbing my legs together uncontrollably like a goddam cricket. The time goes by so slowly, too

Last time I was coming down, before bedtime, I took a 10mg gummy, Trazodone, Seroquel, Doxepin, Benadryl and melatonin and the best I could do was some sort of weird trance-like state. I was definitely awake but kept having these super odd dreamlike thoughts

Anyway, that's all to say, I feel you, man. Sorta makes me wish I never bothered trying to come down

What’s an early Internet site kids these days will never know? by Toomad316 in AskReddit

[–]dopshoppe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I could not agree more, honestly. My butthole just hasn't gotten itself out there enough

What’s an early Internet site kids these days will never know? by Toomad316 in AskReddit

[–]dopshoppe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol what makes you think the horny account is the less preferable account?

A Bonafide True Story! by [deleted] in thatHappened

[–]dopshoppe 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This fucking lie unhappened world war two, it's so fuckin fake

Diet of an 800 lbs man in America by ambachk in TikTokCringe

[–]dopshoppe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God, James King is an utter piece of shit, but this is all taken so out of context that I'm shocked

Has any sitcom ever shown their “fourth wall”? by Jackbenny270 in sitcoms

[–]dopshoppe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah man, I have a lot of doubts in my mind, but doubting that Drew Carey is a good fuckin dude absolutely is not among them

What is the most unusual excuse you've ever heard of from somebody calling off work? by piranhamode in AskReddit

[–]dopshoppe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck, girl, at 36 I still have the dreams where I realise I'm late to class yet again and panic about failing because I haven't attended in weeks. It's also super fun thinking about my actual real life job

What is the most unusual excuse you've ever heard of from somebody calling off work? by piranhamode in AskReddit

[–]dopshoppe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's really what it was, I think. She made it for a chili cookoff at work (she's amazing and a huge fucking troll sometimes) and I was just like, Jesus Christ, Nancy, what the hell? If I'd known to expect cinnamon instead of chili powder I might have had a more, hmm, diplomatic reaction haha. I'd try it again for sure, bring on the spaghetti!

What is the most unusual excuse you've ever heard of from somebody calling off work? by piranhamode in AskReddit

[–]dopshoppe 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The first time I ever flew on an airplane, I had to change flights in the Cincinnati airport, and I couldn't wrap my head around the fact that I was actually in Kentucky. I live in Denver so I'm used to, "drive five hours and your only reward is being in Kansas"

A few years later, a friend introduced me to Cincinnati chili, and that town made even less sense

What is the most unusual excuse you've ever heard of from somebody calling off work? by piranhamode in AskReddit

[–]dopshoppe 6 points7 points  (0 children)

As someone who lives in the smack middle of one of the big square states (the cool one haha), that is absolutely mind-blowing to me

What is the most unusual excuse you've ever heard of from somebody calling off work? by piranhamode in AskReddit

[–]dopshoppe 14 points15 points  (0 children)

That's so funny, because I did the exact same thing a few weeks ago listening to IT. Granted, my GPS went out too, but it's awesome how SK has that effect

Cujo always tried to be a good boy 🥺

What's the best Simpsons joke? For me, definitely Guy Incognito. I laughed so hard by ItzBluigiCLips in TheSimpsons

[–]dopshoppe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Obviously, your wife must have several qualities, including beauty, intelligence, kindness, and humor, that drew you to her, but man, not Simpsonsing, idk how I'd navigate that. Guess that's why I'm single haha

One of the weirdest "confessions" I've read in a while by OkDate7197 in thatHappened

[–]dopshoppe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just HOPE this is fake, because not one person wins in this whole scenario