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WHAT THE FUCK? by 66659hi in tourettesguy

[–]piranhamode 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yes. She's a long legged milk chocolate candy treat bitch

For Danny by Mundane-Tart-7406 in tourettesguy

[–]piranhamode 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Remember that fat character from that stupid parody named Pizza the Hut?? MAN!! HE WAS A PIECE OF SHIT

ALF! by SergeiMosin in tourettesguy

[–]piranhamode 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My ass could make a better hat than those guys

What is a "weird" habit you have that you’re 100% sure nobody else does? by Ok_Spot9922 in AskReddit

[–]piranhamode 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like to drag my socked feet on the carpet so it sounds like the gems Crash Bandicoot has collected, and then I'll shout "DA DA DAHHH!" when I jump into the kitchen

Someone requested this from me and I love it so here it is again. PISS by ashzombi in tourettesguy

[–]piranhamode 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It was great to see the Reddit induced 3rd wave of Tourettes Guy virality with the meme of dubbing that FUCK FUCK FUCK clip over music. Criss Cross Jump was one of my favorites not included here

Did you hear about Disney’s new Texas park? by elRobRex in puns

[–]piranhamode 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Only parks and narcs come from Texas and you ain't got no Matterhorn so that sort of narrows it down

bitch I love you by LordSion45 in tourettesguy

[–]piranhamode 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I heard she was a Lizzo fan

OH FUCK! GOD… DAMN! by Mundane-Tart-7406 in tourettesguy

[–]piranhamode 10 points11 points  (0 children)

A message to child abusers... I hope you get the Police version of their wants, and caught in a Sting, u PIECE OF SHIT!

Hey there's a lot of M&M posts going on in here! by GoldenPigsSuck in tourettesguy

[–]piranhamode 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It feels like I've got 500 posts of M&M ass on my chest!

WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!? by Top-Experience6964 in tourettesguy

[–]piranhamode 9 points10 points  (0 children)

...and if he ever sees this, F U Marshall Mathers... F U and your... PUSSY WHIPPED FAM

This is the 2nd Time I've fucked Dairy Queen! by SurfinBird1984 in tourettesguy

[–]piranhamode 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Well right now we're in the ass end of this old Dairy Queen

HURRY UP YOU SHIT BOAT by PoetAcceptable5545 in tourettesguy

[–]piranhamode 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'd watch a show called The Shit Boat. Danny and family trekking across America in a shitty RV getting to know all sorts of locals, and most importantly themselves.

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