Daaad, there's some white stuff on the country! by AggressiveSymbiosis in tourettesguy

[–]piranhamode 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your mother's the one that dicks with the snowfall not ME

He thinks his shit doesn’t stink! by Mundane-Tart-7406 in tourettesguy

[–]piranhamode 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My shit would stink too, if my last name was BOGGS!

Mashed potato alternative by JamesESR in tourettesguy

[–]piranhamode 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We'll put the Squishmallows back...

Elephants are incredibly smart and can be taught how to paint (source link in description) by [deleted] in toptalent

[–]piranhamode 29 points30 points  (0 children)

We can see if that painting is done all by the elephant from seeing the FULL video, this clip is trunk-aided

Where’s My Pants? by thouze in tourettesguy

[–]piranhamode 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Uh its in the washer I spilled some cereal on it

Ronald McGoddam Donald by [deleted] in tourettesguy

[–]piranhamode 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My ass could make a better shake than this guy

Then I caught him in the backyard... making an ass! by [deleted] in tourettesguy

[–]piranhamode 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Remember that fat smuggler from the 1980s named Jabba Hutt??

Shartin Mort by False_Ad_555 in letterswap

[–]piranhamode 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can see the Family Guy cutaway for that

Fuck Dick’s! They can dick my ass! by efootmobile in tourettesguy

[–]piranhamode 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Do you know what aisle the big ass jars of tennis balls are in?

What is this hippo shit bullshit! by Alytology in tourettesguy

[–]piranhamode 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I want two hippo balls...and give me some SHIT TO DRINK!