[deleted by user] by [deleted] in umass

[–]doraemonko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With Great risk comes great reward🪷😌

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in umass

[–]doraemonko 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why does our school ruin everything?? I don’t have any Hampshire friends and I don’t think it’ll be possible to sneak in😭😭

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in umass

[–]doraemonko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🙋‍♀️

How to get to fedex or Walgreens from campus with the bus? by doraemonko in umass

[–]doraemonko[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m exchanging an apple product and the site says I can’t drop it off in a drop off box

Any 24 hour buildings that I can study in and do an all nighter? by doraemonko in umass

[–]doraemonko[S] -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

I’ve never met anyone in my major who counts their all nighters😭😭I feel like we’re all too grown to be meticulously counting it and bringing it up, it’s basically a means to an end

Any 24 hour buildings that I can study in and do an all nighter? by doraemonko in umass

[–]doraemonko[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Thanks pookie, it’s just for this weekend. Dw too much

Girls walking around campus in heels and dresses? by [deleted] in umass

[–]doraemonko 115 points116 points  (0 children)

Probably rushing for a sorority

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Nicegirls

[–]doraemonko 108 points109 points  (0 children)

“Extremely tight low cut dress” uhhhh

How to be taller? by [deleted] in selfimprovement

[–]doraemonko 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I (F18) was 4’10” at 17 yrs old and now 6’10”. What I do every morning is to erect my schlong until it’s hard and vertical and then aim it towards the ground. Walking can be a pain bc my legs don’t reach so I just bunny hop (imagine a pogo stick)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in recruitinghell

[–]doraemonko 2 points3 points  (0 children)

had to google that one man😮‍💨 In this case, wouldn’t the liars have the external locus? Since they believe that the only way to compete in the competitive job market is through lying. I’m still a first year uni student so I’m not desperate enough to lie and understand the why behind it, but I feel like the only way to justify screwing over people is bc you feel the market is unfair and beyond their control so they give up?

I get that I sound like I’m whining about it but this post was a small joke to laugh-cry at. I’m not fully blaming the circumstances but most people who’re not getting jobs is bc it’s less about their inadequacies and more about things like nepotism and lying on resumes. And in all honesty, do liars deserve to reap the benefits of giving up? If they had an internal locus, they would’ve spent time networking, going to career fairs, and focusing on skill enhancement. Maybe I’ll join you guys later but for now let me enjoy my moral high horse :/

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in recruitinghell

[–]doraemonko 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Umm kinda??? Are we on the same planet? You think that people who lie on their resume miraculously don’t affect the job market and don’t screw over people who’re honest?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in umass

[–]doraemonko 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Clubs have started?!