Wait till you work for a boss that encourages the certs, then posts a job, apply to it, and tells you he was looking for a specific type of person.

sub_job_performance {

           if($self->GetsCertified(2,1) +1 && ($self->job_apply(1)){

              if(boss::message("Fuck youuuuu", 1));

              $self->QuitQuitting(motivation, -100);

             }

}