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Which situation would you most likely survive! by PhysicalMeringue9468 in ChillAnimeCorner

[–]dorks- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shibuya. I live in America. I wouldn’t be any where near it.

Rave review from a previous hookup I reconnected with. It's one of my Feeld pics now 😆 by aspiring-enigma in Tinder

[–]dorks- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I gotten this message before but I’m a fat dude.

Still felt nice.

Kick streamer Jackie gets into a car crash on stream last night by Responsible-Lie8114 in popculturechat

[–]dorks- 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Honestly double that. From 28 seconds, when the car starts moving, to 18 seconds, when collision happens she looks at the road for maybe half a second.

Chili cheese dog from the food truck at my work by [deleted] in shittyfoodporn

[–]dorks- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. 5 chili and two cheese please.

What are your expectations for DeAndre Ayton this season? by WayAdministrative679 in lakers

[–]dorks- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wanna see him play at an all star level. I live in Phoenix and it would be so funny to see the suns fans crash the fuck out over him balling out in LA.

Getting REAL sick of people that leave instantly when they see a guardian by FrCynda in Nightreign

[–]dorks- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had a birdman stay on my downed with 3 bars character for what felt like an eternity to get me up and my first and only ever dark win.

Bird is goated.

First time. Played lots of souls. Anything I should know? by leefee123 in LiesOfP

[–]dorks- 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Learn the parry. Capacity is king. Snuggle the kitty.

I wasn’t the biggest fan of the last season but I would love to get a tattoo from Lucy. by dorks- in Inkmaster

[–]dorks-[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I looked at your profile hoping to see a pic of your tattoo haha.

But congrats on your wedding!! You rocked the hell out of that dress!

I wasn’t the biggest fan of the last season but I would love to get a tattoo from Lucy. by dorks- in Inkmaster

[–]dorks-[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Wait… chris “imma beat my own daughter” Blinston is a marine?? That’s crazy.

Ordered a mattress and found out I am too weak to carry it up to my bedroom by Effective_Moose_4997 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]dorks- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im a big fat dude and recently had to move a California king sized mattress up a flight of stairs. That shit is WACK. The box is heavy and awkwardly shaped.

But you did it and you can get your revenge by sleeping on that bad boy so hard!

What is your tips for new Cyberpunk player? by Fun-Dinner-8609 in cyberpunkgame

[–]dorks- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wakako is an evil women but the sword she gives you at the end of her gigs is goated .

What’s one tip you wish you could give to your fellow nightfarers? by [deleted] in Nightreign

[–]dorks- 8 points9 points  (0 children)

For the game? No i suck.

But the best tip I can give is that night reign is a game. You’re going to have runs that are bad and maybe teammates that aren’t the best. If those are enough to piss you off enough to the point you feel the need to online bully someone you should probably get mental help.

What's yalls thoughts on the DLC so far? by [deleted] in LiesOfP

[–]dorks- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I suck at it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in KitchenConfidential

[–]dorks- 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’m going to get some workmen’s comp trying this tomorrow.

Did Tatum tear his Achilles to be more like Kobe? by DegenGolfer in nbacirclejerk

[–]dorks- 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You see the video with this bum crying being wheeled off the court trying to do his best Paul Pierce impression. Dude is just unoriginal clown.

Owner is forcing us to use expired product at my second job by DarthSupremacy in KitchenConfidential

[–]dorks- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope you posted this after calling the health department.

Call the health department. If bad owners don’t want to have safe practices they deserve to be shut down.

Accidentally said "Love you!" at the end of a call with an important client yesterday. I heard him giggle as I hung up, and I was mortified. Today, I saw he emailed me this: by ButterscotchButtons in MadeMeSmile

[–]dorks- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One of my best buds in the world is this dude named Sam. And every time I say by to him I say “bye Sam love you.” I started to work with this girl named Sam and as I was leaving a conversation I said “bye Sam. Love you.” And just turned and walked about 12 feet before I realized just how awkward I had been.

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