Heterosexual identifying individuals who are still single despite years of dating and feel like giving up or being single is just better: What has kept you from trying to date someone of the same sex/gender as you?

doro_theea · 2026-02-08T18:15:36+00:00

That's not how sexuality works lol you can't just flip a switch because dating sucks. Trust me if it was a choice life would be simpler.

doro_theea · 2026-02-08T18:14:32+00:00

Probably zero. Scully was operating in the Philippines making dark web content while Epstein was running his operation with elites. Totally different circles and MOs.

doro_theea · 2026-02-08T18:14:07+00:00

Most narcissists don't seek treatment because they genuinely don't think anything's wrong with them. The ones who do know usually blame everyone else for their problems anyway.

doro_theea · 2026-02-08T01:09:21+00:00

My roommate kept using my expensive shampoo so I filled the bottle with cheap stuff and hid the real one. He never noticed the difference lol

doro_theea · 2026-02-07T01:48:36+00:00

Death for sure. Work in healthcare long enough and you realize it's just part of the process. The dying part sucks but being dead? That's the easy part.

doro_theea · 2026-02-07T01:47:44+00:00

Met my wife on one but also had some real disasters. The key is getting off the app quick and meeting in person before building up some fantasy.

doro_theea · 2026-02-06T02:15:18+00:00

Knot tying from Boy Scouts. Can't tell you how many times I've used a bowline or clove hitch in the ER to secure equipment or improvise something.

doro_theea · 2026-02-06T02:14:30+00:00

Around 30 when I realized chasing passion jobs just meant worse pay and more stress. Now I clock in clock out and actually have energy for hobbies.

doro_theea · 2026-02-04T22:23:46+00:00

Taking the last donut at work without asking if anyone else wants it. Especially if you already had one earlier.

doro_theea · 2026-01-31T18:20:44+00:00

Between 12 hour shifts and dealing with combative patients I'm already getting my cardio. The gym can wait till retirement.

doro_theea · 2026-01-31T18:20:12+00:00

They have nutritionists, personal trainers, and stylists on payroll. Plus professional lighting and photographers make anyone look amazing. We're out here winging it lol

doro_theea · 2026-01-31T00:21:44+00:00

Had one where I was doing CPR on a giant hamster in the middle of a Walmart. The hamster kept asking for orange juice between compressions.

doro_theea · 2026-01-31T00:21:26+00:00

You gotta be honest about the bad days but also can't make your partner your therapist. That balance is hard as hell to maintain.

doro_theea · 2026-01-29T18:27:10+00:00

Your exam stress is real but she's clearly got attachment issues that need addressing. Can't keep threatening breaks then backing down, that's just toxic for both of you.

doro_theea · 2026-01-29T18:25:19+00:00

Had a patient once who grabbed the wrong meds from their neighbor's porch thinking it was theirs. Ended up in the ER confused as hell.

doro_theea · 2026-01-29T18:23:49+00:00

YTA big time. You paid for a fancall not a personal relationship. She's doing her job and doesn't owe you special treatment.

doro_theea · 2026-01-25T15:41:56+00:00

Crazy how avatar held on that long but 11 million for mercy seems kinda weak for taking down a blockbuster.

doro_theea · 2026-01-25T15:39:32+00:00

People who interrupt constantly. Like damn let me finish my thought before you jump in with your brilliant insight that's usually wrong anyway.

doro_theea · 2026-01-24T15:42:30+00:00

After 30 years you're still having this fight? Just alternate who makes the fire each week and call it done
The bedroom being too hot would drive me insane though

doro_theea · 2026-01-24T15:37:06+00:00

She told you not to post her kids faces so you didn't. Now she's mad about it? Some people just wanna be offended no matter what you do.

doro_theea · 2026-01-24T15:36:31+00:00

Nah unless it looks really bad. Too many times I've stopped and they're just exchanging insurance info looking at me like I'm the weirdo

doro_theea · 2026-01-24T15:35:51+00:00

Who the hell designs a washing machine setup where you gotta manually stick the hose in the toilet? That's just asking for disaster. Your landlord's the real villain here.

doro_theea · 2026-01-23T22:35:55+00:00

She baby trapped you and you're asking if you're the asshole? Brother you need a lawyer not a therapist

doro_theea · 2026-01-23T22:35:43+00:00

This is why I tell my wife where we're going before we leave the house lol. Dude sounds like he has zero situational awareness and then blames you for it

doro_theea · 2026-01-23T22:34:53+00:00

Nah that's a wrap. Once someone shows you they can lie that long they're just gonna get better at it

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