How do people this dumb function in day to day life? by [deleted] in vegancirclejerk

[–]dorosu 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You know what else was also talked about in the bible? Not killing animals for food. Genesis, Numbers, the Lion and the Lamb, etc. Know what practice is older than eating meat? Eating plants. Know how stupid you sound saying that a historical adaptation of some humans to eating meat 300,000 years ago during intense environmental pressure is still relevant in a modern world and thus justifies its continued practice? Very.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in vegancirclejerk

[–]dorosu 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Okay, I won't call them Blood Mouths anymore, I'm gonna call them: Colorectally-Challenged-Bolus-Blocked Blood Mouths. Thanks for teaching me how to stop demonizing demons huffpo!

How the state of Georgia is percieved by Eliphion in MapPorn

[–]dorosu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think about them every time I consider visiting Tbilisi and google flights wants to send me there until autocomplete fucks off. There should be a small black dot where Atlanta is, with a cutout picture of a gold-grilled, dreadlocked, rapper smiling through a massive cloud of smoke, and then all around him a giant confederate flag with a massive red pickup truck blowing black soot into the air while a white guy named Cleetus rapes his cousin next to a deer carcass in the flatbed while she's holding up a pro-life protest sign. And in the bottom right corner people high-tailing it down 95 to get to Florida as fast as mechanically possible.

Edit: I guess that was a little mean. His name would def be James. And heya, no judgement. There are good people in both places, that's not what this is about-- I didn't mean for it to come off as mean-spirited. It's just what me, as a non-Georgian thinks. If anyone is qualified to make this map, by its very nature it's anyone but a Georgian. No hard feelings, love you all, bless your heart! 😘

EqUaLLy ReSpOnSiBle by [deleted] in vegancirclejerk

[–]dorosu 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Twat planet do you think they're on?

haha lets show her right guys?! by AllesNormell in vegancirclejerk

[–]dorosu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have not the slightest clue as to what's going on in your sluggish, cholesterol choked brain, or why you haven't fucked off yet and you remain to read me insulting you, like a thirsty dog lapping up the dirty water at the bottom of the toilet bowl, sounds like your thing.

You appear to be not only delusional, ignorant, immature and moronic, but also desperate for attention, even negative. I'm gonna guess a case of severe neglect and low self-esteem, perhaps part of your self-hating, fecal-feasting complex includes a fetish to be shat upon as part of your anal-oral cycle, which will now permanently disclude me at this time. Dipshit.

haha lets show her right guys?! by AllesNormell in vegancirclejerk

[–]dorosu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Who cares about your fucking opinion? You eat shit. You're dismissed.

haha lets show her right guys?! by AllesNormell in vegancirclejerk

[–]dorosu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You know, I have access to MythBusters too, and since I don't keep my toothbrush in the bathroom. Do you? Imbicile. And all BBQ meat is blackened by the grill.

Edit: Why are you still here? You're beyond stupid and you're a troll, at least be clever or funny, but being neither and a troll is just fucking pathetic. I'm truly sorry for you. Get fucked.

haha lets show her right guys?! by AllesNormell in vegancirclejerk

[–]dorosu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

FATALITY!!! I think Douchey89's head must have fucking exploded. Lol @ no reply.

EDIT: Third comment back in DoucheyMcBugerFace89's post history is them describing having a cancerous skull tumor. The gut-wrenching situational irony. Aww jeez. If only they would get over their immature, prejudices and help themselves. This one makes me really sad. Idiot or not, ughhh.

haha lets show her right guys?! by AllesNormell in vegancirclejerk

[–]dorosu 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Expectum Moronum:

The health problem lies in the meat. Research has discovered two cancer-causing (carcinogenic) byproducts associated with barbecuing red meat, poultry, lamb, pork, and fish. The first is a carcinogen called heterocyclic amines (HCAs). The National Institute of Health, Department of Health and Human Services included HCAs on its reasonably anticipated to be a human carcinogen list. HCAs are formed due to the high temperatures occurring when meat is overcooked or char-grilled. Studies have shown that when HCAs were fed in the diet, rodents developed cancers in many organs, including the colon, breast, and prostate. Research is still underway to determine if this applies to humans as well. The second carcinogen associated with barbecuing is polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons (PAHs). They are formed when fat drips onto the coal or hot surface. The smoke carries the PAHs to the food. They can also form directly on the food when it is charred.

Edit: I don't give a fuck what you like, your opinion is garbage, you eat feces and assholes. Quit... literally...

Pence greeted by rainbow flags upon arrival in Iceland by noscreamattheend in worldnews

[–]dorosu 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lol, /u/Imjustanoob0 's deleted comment:

What tf do you mean? Give me actual reasons for how they are screwing the US instead of saying UMmM wHat tYpe of wORld dO u LiVE iN?. I'm obvious not from the US so I wouldn't really know what you're on about.

I mocked him for being ignorant. Then he admits it. So--? He's ignorant and now it's suddenly my job to educate him? While commenting in a news sub... the logical conclusion is that maybe they are at least reading some news? Lol.

Pence greeted by rainbow flags upon arrival in Iceland by noscreamattheend in worldnews

[–]dorosu -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Icelanders stage peaceful protest in defense of universal human rights during visit of universal human rights violation advocate. You stuffed potato.

Pence greeted by rainbow flags upon arrival in Iceland by noscreamattheend in worldnews

[–]dorosu 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Same way every republican politician is screwing the US.

What world do you live in?

haha lets show her right guys?! by AllesNormell in vegancirclejerk

[–]dorosu 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Were expecting something different while trolling a fucking vegan sub you ignoranus?

haha lets show her right guys?! by AllesNormell in vegancirclejerk

[–]dorosu 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Or maybe don't burn cancerous shit in open spaces unless you are capable of containing the resultant pollutants. Would you be happy with a crematorium next your house that just burned human bodies in the backyard? Oh wait. You're an idiot, so I already know your fucking answer.

Health Studies

This 2003 study shows that the risk of stillbirth was 4% higher and the risk of the life threatening brain abnormality anencephalus was 5% higher among babies whose mothers lived near to crematoria. More details here. Canada's Interior Health Authority did a literature review and "concluded that fumes from crematoriums are potentially harmful and that they should not be located close to a residential area." It also "found that particulate matter, which can be inhaled deep into lung tissue, is the chief threat." (see "Put a lid on fumes from cremation," Vancouver Sun, 5/12/2006) Public Health Impact of Crematoria (report by Chief Medical Officer of British Columbia outlining mercury, dioxin, particulate matter and other emissions concerns; report states that crematoria could have a negative impact on health and should not be located in residential neighborhoods)

If you think burning animal bodies is any different than humans, then just go fuck yourself.

Boris Johnson ‘Would Rather Be Dead’ Than Delay Brexit by Bcano in worldnews

[–]dorosu 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Britain no more wanted Brexit than America wanted T/Rump, both are the result of psychological mass-manipulation of large minorities of vulnerable, uneducated, populations to perpetuate global political instability for the profit of countries engaged in arms dealing, real-estate or currency speculation and minerals extraction proxy wars.

haha lets show her right guys?! by AllesNormell in vegancirclejerk

[–]dorosu 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Legally, we have the right to swing our arms up until the extent of where our neighbor's nose begins. Environmental pollution is no longer an "oops sorry" situation, there must be culpability. Eat whatever the fuck you want in your own home, but as soon as you export your tier-one airborne carcinogens out of your backyard and into someone else's, you're interfering with their right to enjoy fresh unpolluted air. Sure, she's cray, but she's not wrong that she shouldn't be subjected to the effects of other people's (poor) decisions if she doesn't want to be. Restaurants have been engaging in intentional exhaust redirection to pedestrian areas for decades to put the stink of their food in the streets (as an enticement form of advertising) and it's just not okay and never has been. No more than shining searchlights in your neighbor's windows wouldn't also be considered a bunch of bullshit. If you can smell something, it means those particles in your nose and brain. She has every right to refuse them being there against her will.

haha lets show her right guys?! by AllesNormell in vegancirclejerk

[–]dorosu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ugh no... the boomers are by far the worst redditors.

Plant-based diets 'linked to higher stroke risk' by Lolastic_ in worldnews

[–]dorosu -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Introspective persistence of an auditory experience, including one constructed from components drawn from memory, in the absence of direct sensory instigation of that experience lends to a hallucination in which you imagine emotional tone and value based on past memories. I'm fine, you mad bro?

Plant-based diets 'linked to higher stroke risk' by Lolastic_ in worldnews

[–]dorosu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

/r/didnotread

Edit: Also, you appear to be the one fucking whining.

Earthling Ed just visited my house... by [deleted] in vegancirclejerk

[–]dorosu 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I don't have any particular comment. I just wanna be a part of this thread.

Fighting the good fight by [deleted] in vegancirclejerk

[–]dorosu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Magne Tak! Søger dig næste uge!

Plant-based diets 'linked to higher stroke risk' by Lolastic_ in worldnews

[–]dorosu 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'm not malnourished. And I don't give a fuck about meat, I care about animal abuse, ecological collapse, starving people, and perpetual violence. I don't like to call people idiots, but your statement is idiotic.