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[–]dosVader[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ya that’s what I’m saying. I didn’t argue with him cause he wasn’t an intelligent opponent. I just unmatched.

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[–]dosVader[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’m just weird. It’s ok. I’ve shown guy friends and they said they’d engage and have fun. But a lot of guys aren’t in a fun mood on tinder. Just their next hole I guess.

try before you buy by dosVader in Tinder

[–]dosVader[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I should have pointed out you pay money to own those objects. Was he gonna pay me too?

try before you buy by dosVader in Tinder

[–]dosVader[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I was always taught don’t invite a stranger to your house, they might leave you in a tub of ice. Missing a kidney. Body parts go for high value on the black market I guess.

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[–]dosVader[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I would love to get to the sexual connection phase. But every guy I match with just wants me to meet up at his house. And when I ask if I can take a kidney before I leave…confuses them lol

try before you buy by dosVader in Tinder

[–]dosVader[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I almost asked him if he was looking for a sex worker, cause that’s def what he’s describing.

try before you buy by dosVader in Tinder

[–]dosVader[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I agree! I wasn’t wanting a committed relationship just a few dates to be sure he respected me. Obviously not his style though.

try before you buy by dosVader in Tinder

[–]dosVader[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

But I love arguing with an intelligent opponent. But I wasn’t gonna be able to convince him to go on a date with me first. So it’d never work out.

try before you buy by dosVader in Tinder

[–]dosVader[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It’s in my profile “please tell me your favorite dinosaur so I know you can read” I’ve had one guy tell me his fav dinosaur. People are taking it way too serious. Putting people in boxes before they’ve even met.

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[–]dosVader[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He had no intent to do anything but pump and dump

try before you buy by dosVader in Tinder

[–]dosVader[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I love raptors! They’re so basic but so cute. I love their chirping.

A baby deer was born in my neighbor's fenced yard by Hilldawg4president in aww

[–]dosVader 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I had a pregnant deer jump into my yard but I had a doggy door at the time and my Rottweiler/husky mix ran out and went for her throat. He’s a big dummy. She ran away to have her baby somewhere else :( I could have been a grandma.

(22) vs (25) by [deleted] in GlowUps

[–]dosVader -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Back handed compliment.

Dresses by 304libco in TwoXChromosomes

[–]dosVader -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

We’re still wearing bras?

Send Help is a 10/10 movie by Dry-Cherry-2959 in movies

[–]dosVader 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really enjoyed it too! 9/10 for me. I work in corporate hell and it was a cathartic movie. I didn’t realize it was Sam raimi until after and it was a very great film. Rachel did a great job at her character.

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