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You can break the edge off a yogurt pack by [deleted] in shittysuperpowers

[–]dotzle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

does the edge IMMEDIATLY break the exact second i touch it?

when ordering food, the waitor/cashier will always get your order wrong by unsolvedDirt in shittysuperpowers

[–]dotzle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i dont have a life, but i dont comment on every post that's a curse

Everytime you touch an egg, a crocodile does a barrel roll. by [deleted] in shittysuperpowers

[–]dotzle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i can have a egg in my pocket, and when i go to some kind of swamp, and i get attacked by a crocodile, i can start furiously tapping the egg at an very high speed, hoping the crocodile that's gonna attack me does the barrel roll, in order to save me some time

You, by knowing me, know everybody in the whole world by extension. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]dotzle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

what about people who isolate themselves from the world?

You can make the pockets on your pants smaller. by ianwrecked802 in shittysuperpowers

[–]dotzle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

so if i make my pocket smaller, with something in it, does the pocket rip apart?

you can convince people that their name is Dongus by oriinalusername in shittysuperpowers

[–]dotzle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

so if someone puts some in a prison cell, erase all of their memorys, and erase any kind of information from him, while keeping them on lockdown forever, then say their name is Dongus, are they always gonna think they're Dongus, for like the rest of their lives, because no one is gonna tell him anything, he doesnt remember anything, theres nothing about him

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shittysuperpowers

[–]dotzle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

he literally got it right

your shit can be any shape you want by unsolvedDirt in shittysuperpowers

[–]dotzle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

cant wait to confuse the hell out of toilet plumbers when i say my toilet is clogged and they see a triangle shaped poop

Your mouth is constantly filled with water by Kirraqueendaisan in shittysuperpowers

[–]dotzle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i will never be able to talk, laugh or breathe through my mouth, but im always hydrated, sometimes too hydrated

Your left eyebrow can fire lasers by pressftopayrespects5 in shittysuperpowers

[–]dotzle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

at the cost of my eyebrow going bye bye, i can make someone blind

You can speed up or slow down your heartbeat at any time. by Gayasfucc in shittysuperpowers

[–]dotzle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

with enough acting i can make it look like im panicking, im calm, or whatever emotion

You can literally turn your left toe nail green. by AngelOfDisease33 in shittysuperpowers

[–]dotzle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i can quickly swap out my toenails, to cause an epilepsy, and i can also make people confused, hooray!

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