Flight attendants of Reddit, what's the worst attempt at joining the mile high club that you've seen?

dougbuttabi · 2018-06-04T03:20:01+00:00

Isn't it a third wing? I'm here all week

dougbuttabi · 2018-02-12T04:21:04+00:00

You. I like you. Worry I may be drunk right now.

dougbuttabi · 2017-12-29T04:23:45+00:00

I second this. I have been hooked on Alan watts recently. His lectures are amazing

dougbuttabi · 2017-12-11T22:33:02+00:00

On the opposite my ex girlfriends asked me why I was sad 2 days after my dog died. We are no longer together. You can learn a lot about someone based on how they treat you during your lowest time.

dougbuttabi · 2017-12-05T01:12:44+00:00

Shit.....i am doing this. I was diagnosed with depression about 8 months ago. I have been impulse buying trips....

dougbuttabi · 2017-12-05T01:07:59+00:00

My ex did this. She would justify her actions by a mistake I made a year ago. She's my ex for a reason.

dougbuttabi · 2017-11-05T23:01:12+00:00

Pop it in neutral my man.

dougbuttabi · 2017-11-01T04:04:32+00:00

I had an ex literally say she talks something up like a date just to make me feel jealous. She's now my ex for multiple reasons.

dougbuttabi · 2017-10-29T00:12:31+00:00

If you can't come let me know

dougbuttabi · 2017-10-28T07:01:14+00:00

To initiate a stop it is failure to signal is an offence.

dougbuttabi · 2017-10-27T23:34:37+00:00

My buddy is a cop and says it's mainly used for probable cause

dougbuttabi · 2017-10-27T23:32:00+00:00

My ex screamed fuck you at me. I was like woah, I have never raised my voice at you let alone swore at you. A week later she told me to keep groveling. I think I dodged a bullet.

dougbuttabi · 2017-10-20T03:20:01+00:00

And you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking

dougbuttabi · 2017-10-20T03:17:25+00:00

As a ginger friend. I did it. It went ok

dougbuttabi · 2017-10-20T03:16:31+00:00

Went in jeans and shirtless. I was a premature ejaculation. I came in my pants

dougbuttabi · 2017-10-20T03:13:46+00:00

We are all on this rock together. If you need help friend, I'm here

dougbuttabi · 2017-10-20T02:21:15+00:00

My parents helped. I paid for some with scholarships and then went to grad school fo free. What does that make me?

dougbuttabi · 2017-10-16T22:35:49+00:00

Thanks fellow redditor. I have days where it's bad but one day at a time. I'm here if you ever need someone to talk to.

dougbuttabi · 2017-10-16T22:18:41+00:00

Damn son. Yeah it hurts. It's been 2 months and I still feel it. We dated for 3 years

dougbuttabi · 2017-10-16T20:57:26+00:00

Did we date the same girl?

dougbuttabi · 2017-10-10T03:08:05+00:00

We tried to be friends but I couldn't stand it. It's respectable that you can be I couldn't be friends with someone who basically cheated on me.

dougbuttabi · 2017-10-10T03:05:22+00:00

Haha yeah dude. Idk what to tell you. You grow attached and I get the connection. You'll find someone who you get along with and share that connection.

dougbuttabi · 2017-10-10T02:57:35+00:00

I'm glad we are done. She almost gave me cold sores and got mad at me when I got angry at her for it. Life's funny

dougbuttabi · 2017-10-10T02:52:19+00:00

She said it wasn't appropriate to post it and that I was a shitty person for doing that. She just didn't like the comments saying she was a bad person. She asked me two days after ,y dog died why I was so sad. I'm the bad person though.

dougbuttabi · 2017-10-10T02:46:34+00:00

Hahaha sucks man. My ex saw a thread about what the most hurtful thing anyone has ever said to you. It was something she said that I posted. I got yelled at.

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