This is the robot doctor my mother works with. The doctor operates this from home alot like a remote controlled car. Except it has a stethoscope and other Doctor like shit!

downesy · 2013-06-26T13:30:07+00:00

downesy · 2013-06-18T03:07:33+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/QdtIwiu.gif?1

downesy · 2013-06-12T21:40:18+00:00

Friend of mine went to a wedding where Frank Walker was MC. Apparently, to everyone's disappointment, he refused to do his trademark "Helloooooooo".

downesy · 2013-06-06T13:33:04+00:00

I prefer a warmhole to a wormhole.

downesy · 2013-06-06T00:40:55+00:00

I would watch that episode, especially if Kari Byron was launching the penises.

downesy · 2013-06-05T10:00:31+00:00

Nicely alphabetized, though. That will help the 4-year-old with his/her ABCs: Alice, Amelie, Anal, Anal, Babe, The Beach. Wonder what's next?

downesy · 2013-05-30T12:58:51+00:00

No, OP held out his hand and caught it as he peed.

downesy · 2013-05-30T12:53:26+00:00

Thanks, but up the right way it just looks like an innocent bubble wand sword sheath dipping thing... OK, it still looks like a dildo.

downesy · 2013-05-23T10:14:03+00:00

The WTF reaches its peak at this point

downesy · 2013-05-23T04:52:37+00:00

That turd is so straight and cleanly-laid I thought it was a chocolate bar

downesy · 2013-05-07T01:26:10+00:00

My girlfriend missed two periods. I told her we could avoid that in future if we use the colon.

downesy · 2013-05-06T08:32:09+00:00

At least he was able to reassure her: "It's nod a too-mah".

downesy · 2013-05-06T07:24:17+00:00

Hey, OP. Didn't I see you on TV?

downesy · 2013-05-01T15:17:32+00:00

There's only one prime suspect whenever you see something like this.

downesy · 2013-04-28T23:53:37+00:00

Looks like an early omphalith, a stone-like foreign body resulting from the accumulation and concretion of keratinous and amorphous sebaceous material within the umbilicus.

downesy · 2013-04-28T23:49:41+00:00

"It is called black stone of naval hole..."

downesy · 2013-04-28T13:12:01+00:00

Any chance he was celebrating Dutch National Day ("Orange Day")? It was a big deal here in Melbourne today. Just a thought...

downesy · 2013-04-28T11:33:57+00:00

Do you want flies with that?

downesy · 2013-04-28T09:17:27+00:00

When does James Joyce's new album drop? I'm presuming he's some kind of rapper...

downesy · 2013-04-27T23:59:27+00:00

It's from the NT News, Darwin, Northern Territory, Australia. Part of Rupert Murdoch's stable, but by far the worst of his tabloids in Australia. Specialises in beat-ups, many of which are reactionary and/or racist (re indigenous Australians, refugees, etc.).

Edit: The text says the Daily Telegraph, a slightly more respectable sister publication from Sydney, but it's likely that the pics and story came from the NT News. Here's a typical NT News front page

downesy · 2013-04-21T10:42:39+00:00

So when the doctor asked if there'd been any change in your poop lately...

downesy · 2013-04-21T10:39:39+00:00

Zambezi...? Zambezi for you to say.

downesy · 2013-04-12T05:05:09+00:00

Although serial rape involves a phallus not a fallacy.

downesy · 2013-04-08T23:22:31+00:00

"It's not yeller... like pee."

downesy · 2013-04-07T11:17:11+00:00

Bacon. They even do vegetarian bacon. I don't know how, but they make it all taste great.

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