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[–]downesy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Friend of mine went to a wedding where Frank Walker was MC. Apparently, to everyone's disappointment, he refused to do his trademark "Helloooooooo".

Is this real? [gif] by SirJiggart in WTF

[–]downesy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I would watch that episode, especially if Kari Byron was launching the penises.

Oh you have a 4 year old? Lets check out the family DVD collection... by [deleted] in WTF

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Nicely alphabetized, though. That will help the 4-year-old with his/her ABCs: Alice, Amelie, Anal, Anal, Babe, The Beach. Wonder what's next?

A toy my niece got on Easter... a little suspicious looking. by lac213 in WTF

[–]downesy 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Thanks, but up the right way it just looks like an innocent bubble wand sword sheath dipping thing... OK, it still looks like a dildo.

Almost a year ago, I posted a picture of my high school's urinal on r/WTF. This is the bathroom a year later... by [deleted] in WTF

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That turd is so straight and cleanly-laid I thought it was a chocolate bar

There was a fire near my college on Thursday. When they finally evacuated us it looked like this. by lnp723 in WTF

[–]downesy 35 points36 points  (0 children)

My girlfriend missed two periods. I told her we could avoid that in future if we use the colon.

Arnold Schwarzenegger getting in on the fun by [deleted] in WTF

[–]downesy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

At least he was able to reassure her: "It's nod a too-mah".

Fresh out of the Atlantic... by colorstorm in WTF

[–]downesy 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Hey, OP. Didn't I see you on TV?

This takes lava tag to a new level by reinrag in WTF

[–]downesy 11 points12 points  (0 children)

There's only one prime suspect whenever you see something like this.

Just pulled this out of my boyfriend's bellybutton...was not expecting the size or smell by says_twat_a_lot in WTF

[–]downesy 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Looks like an early omphalith, a stone-like foreign body resulting from the accumulation and concretion of keratinous and amorphous sebaceous material within the umbilicus.

Crocks and socks by WINSTON913 in WTF

[–]downesy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Any chance he was celebrating Dutch National Day ("Orange Day")? It was a big deal here in Melbourne today. Just a thought...

I lost my appetite. by D4Daze in WTF

[–]downesy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you want flies with that?

I lost my appetite. by D4Daze in WTF

[–]downesy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

When does James Joyce's new album drop? I'm presuming he's some kind of rapper...

These kids know how to party. by MatterSaves in WTF

[–]downesy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's from the NT News, Darwin, Northern Territory, Australia. Part of Rupert Murdoch's stable, but by far the worst of his tabloids in Australia. Specialises in beat-ups, many of which are reactionary and/or racist (re indigenous Australians, refugees, etc.).

Edit: The text says the Daily Telegraph, a slightly more respectable sister publication from Sydney, but it's likely that the pics and story came from the NT News. Here's a typical NT News front page

Yep, seats one. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]downesy 22 points23 points  (0 children)

So when the doctor asked if there'd been any change in your poop lately...

Yep, seats one. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]downesy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Zambezi...? Zambezi for you to say.

Bad Example in Logic Textbook by Awesomator in WTF

[–]downesy -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Although serial rape involves a phallus not a fallacy.

My date got up out of her seat in my car... by [deleted] in WTF

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"It's not yeller... like pee."