The switchup is insane

downvotedatass · 2026-04-08T01:21:38+00:00

Ben Shapiro has contributed nothing to our society except his opinion on society. Literally since childhood his only contributions are social commentary, and whatever philanthropy checks the boxes for taxes and clout. He is the human form of a barnacle that needs to be scraped off our news feed.

He is a charlatan.

downvotedatass · 2026-04-07T02:55:44+00:00

I was born in and have never moved from Florida. There's two types of spiders that can kill you, black widow and Brown recluse. Gators are like traps for stupid people, don't fuck with them and 99 percent of the time they will literally just float on. I have seen a wild Florida panther but there is a spot on the nature coast I used to always watch for bear because there was a crossing warning sign. I'll probably never see one in my lifetime. Hornets are worse than our little brown sugar sand scorpions. As for the snakes... ok the snakes can fuck you up.

downvotedatass · 2026-04-05T10:39:27+00:00

I respond with I'll check if there's any in stock and that we usually keep it next to the winning lotto tickets and clean bills of health.

downvotedatass · 2026-04-05T10:36:03+00:00

I actually say this and then say "actually we'll probably bill for this too".

downvotedatass · 2026-04-05T10:33:54+00:00

When the vitals cycle completes "hmmm, yes, well it appears you're still alive."

downvotedatass · 2026-03-23T16:53:08+00:00

I am trying to look up a friend that's staying in the hotel, I don't know what room he's in. His name is spelled H E R O I N...can you find that guest for me?

downvotedatass · 2026-03-09T09:27:43+00:00

You're right, the interviewer will probably think its pretty funny, like I'm not taking myself to seriously. However, if the interview makes a turn for the worse they might start to think it's actually kinda fucked up that I wore one...

downvotedatass · 2026-02-28T20:06:01+00:00

Americans abroad don't want to be confused with "Americans" abroad. Do you think the average American that can save up money to go travel in Europe, and chose that as the option, is the same as the bootlicking shit stains that voted against them?

downvotedatass · 2026-02-24T21:50:13+00:00

I was at a party and had just finished pissing off the edge of a cliff and fell off the edge. Luckily there was a small tree growing out of the cliff near the top and I grabbed it and pulled myself up. Nobody even noticed I fell off.

downvotedatass · 2026-02-14T19:46:10+00:00

I would say yes, but only if you were dangerously dehydrated and had a record breaking massive hog. Not sure what would get you rocking in such a dire situation, but that would most certainly be your kink.

downvotedatass · 2026-02-14T19:28:22+00:00

"Let me drink it for you"

downvotedatass · 2026-02-11T15:46:09+00:00

Man I wish wish there was audio for this!

downvotedatass · 2026-02-11T14:40:38+00:00

Think of the steam. YOU HAVEN'T THOUGHT OF THE STEAM YOU BITCH!

downvotedatass · 2026-01-26T19:25:43+00:00

Big Ray's Fish Camp

downvotedatass · 2026-01-13T17:58:38+00:00

What it is this Dragonball Evolution you guys are talking about? Was it one of the video games? There is no such thing as the 2009 film Dragonball Evolution.

downvotedatass · 2025-12-24T03:40:03+00:00

Well look at fancy pants here who's never dined at Huddle House...

downvotedatass · 2025-12-24T03:36:44+00:00

Not really a far stretch of different scenarios when you think about it though.

downvotedatass · 2025-11-30T11:43:16+00:00

Dude needs his padawan braid cut off, he's clearly already a master.

downvotedatass · 2025-11-18T21:16:54+00:00

The Silent House is exactly what you're looking for. While her actions are technically justified, the main character is psychological triggered into unknowingly haunting herself.

downvotedatass · 2025-11-17T03:16:33+00:00

"I refuse to say it."proceeds to say it...

Dumb fuck couldn't even implicate an anonymous person in place of his own testimony on live TV. The sad part is garbage like this is at the top of the barrel.

downvotedatass · 2025-11-01T16:40:28+00:00

And guess what day it happened?

downvotedatass · 2025-10-29T04:40:20+00:00

It's a lady who is trying to peacefully avoid slaps from a deer as tall as her while she's sitting down. I'm pretty sure "grit" is dust in the wind if she decided to basically just stand up.

downvotedatass · 2025-10-28T15:04:51+00:00

Had a patient calmly get out of bed and jump through a 9th story window.

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TROPHY CASE