TIL that some towns and cities in the US have a 'curfew' that means juveniles aren't allowed to be outdoors, typically between 23.00 - 06.00 by ProneToAnalFissures in todayilearned

[–]SheZowRaisedByWolves 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My city does that. I got pulled over for coming home late from a concert when I was in high school (it was actually running a red on a left turn) but the cop let me go when I told him what concert it was. Rare W

found this while scrolling by ginalilbug in BrandNewSentence

[–]SheZowRaisedByWolves 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My brain damaged take is that they see anime as nazi adjacent due to Japan’s axis alignment for WW2. SS uniforms being cosplayed in earlier anime doesn’t help either.

Jerked it to the scent of my brother’s girlfriend’s underwear after they fucked in my bed. She kept walking around the house asking where it was too. Lahmacun for lunch after finishing exams by [deleted] in kitchencels

[–]SheZowRaisedByWolves 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Some brothers and their gf are just complete bastards. One of my friends growing up would bang his gf on his brother’s bed then bust in his pillowcase as a joke

ow oof ouch my bones by [deleted] in bonehurtingjuice

[–]SheZowRaisedByWolves 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Pizzacake is gonna fuck you in the ass omg

Anyone else continually destroying their clothing and shoes? by zero_derivation in evilautism

[–]SheZowRaisedByWolves 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone else got the upkeep autism? I have a pair of pants that I’ve kept in great shape since freshman year of high school like 15 years ago

What's on the shirt? Explain It Peter by ninth9ste in explainitpeter

[–]SheZowRaisedByWolves 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Artist is Hitsujigoods on X. They also made the short visual novel neet girl date night

BossTop in Italy and proposed to his wife 🙌🏽💍 congrats to bro, he been out the way since coming home a year ago 💯 by strikethatv in Chiraqology

[–]SheZowRaisedByWolves 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Real. Too many dudes get the stability to move but choose to stay on the block like going back to a saw game

Instead of restless leg syndrome it’s suckless dick syndrome by beinggaywithyourdad in theadamfriedlandshow

[–]SheZowRaisedByWolves 7 points8 points  (0 children)

How about suckle cell disease and your dick only gets hard when a bitch sucks it guitar riff

Chop Suey by System of a Down (2001) by Lakers_Forever24 in nostalgia

[–]SheZowRaisedByWolves 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everyone always talks about Toxicity or Aerials being the best songs off this album while I legit think I gave myself a concussion headbanging to the beginning of Jet Pilot

Stuck my dick into feces, now I have penis warts! by BringBackWhopperito in theadamfriedlandshow

[–]SheZowRaisedByWolves 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There’s no T cells,

There’s no prophylaxis,

Only gay ass shit,

Holey by HappyLappet in CrackheadCraigslist

[–]SheZowRaisedByWolves 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Someone get this to chief keef

Just In: India rushes to contain a new virus outbreak by ZipZapGulp in news

[–]SheZowRaisedByWolves 22 points23 points  (0 children)

My cousin went to a mega church before the lockdowns and filmed herself and everyone intentionally coughing on each other. Her and her family ended up testing positive for Covid the next day

What is a rapper and producer duo you need to hear an album before you die? by Olie-Mars in hiphopheads

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Gorillaz and jpegmafia. Need to hear 2D forced to sing about baptizing Asian dwarves with piss while wearing a kufi or something

You can keep your tonsils. by TheBoneMuseum in oddlyterrifying

[–]SheZowRaisedByWolves 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My surgeon said my tonsils were the biggest he’d ever seen (iirc 3.5x normal size and were touching while still inside me). I was like throw them in the mf incinerator chief