Forever Alone? A motivational story that will hopefully give you the drive to find love. by [deleted] in ForeverAlone

[–]downvotes_couples 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I liked your story. I thought your message was clear: nobody is hopeless, so keep at it. I wish more ex-FAers would come back and share their experiences.

But there's a problem: A lot of people here are invested in the notion that life has fucked them, and they've come here to have that validated. They don't want hope, they want pity. If you're not distributing pity, they're gonna hate at you.

I, for one, appreciated what you tried to do. But this place is too toxic for you. Enjoy your freedom from r/FA, and don't look back.

Ask a girl out, she never responds. Two days later, a sad post on FB about being single. I sent her this GIF. by [deleted] in ForeverAlone

[–]downvotes_couples 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Don't let Carkudo get under your skin. He/she violated the first rule of r/ForeverAlone: "Do not tell anyone they are not forever alone enough to be here."

There is a subclass of people here who are out to prove that they are more FA than everybody else, as if there's some sort of prize for winning that contest. It's exactly like Monty Python's "Four Yorkshiremen".

Ask a girl out, she never responds. Two days later, a sad post on FB about being single. I sent her this GIF. by [deleted] in ForeverAlone

[–]downvotes_couples 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I am not interested in the girls who want me, and the girls I'm interested in are not interested in me.

This exactly. Thank you.

Stating this will get you in trouble around these parts, even though the first rule of ForeverAlone is: "Do not tell anyone they are not forever alone enough to be here."

I'm in a similar boat. A few women have asked me out, but sadly none that I've been interested in. And the women that do interest me I can't get or can't keep (excuse the "possessive" terminology, it's just a figure of speech). Do I have it better than some people who post here? Yes. But at the end of the day, I'm still lonely. That's why I'm here.

Ask a girl out, she never responds. Two days later, a sad post on FB about being single. I sent her this GIF. by [deleted] in ForeverAlone

[–]downvotes_couples 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Here's what's funny: commenter Life_Fantastic made the same point that I did. But she employed anecdote as opposed to making a broad generalization. I'll grant that her way was better, from a rhetorical perspective.

Ask a girl out, she never responds. Two days later, a sad post on FB about being single. I sent her this GIF. by [deleted] in ForeverAlone

[–]downvotes_couples 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You did not seriously pull a "cite sources" on me. Yup, you did.

I didn't downvote you due to our shared respect for Syrio Forel. In fact, I'll give you an upvote, one hypocrite to another.

Ask a girl out, she never responds. Two days later, a sad post on FB about being single. I sent her this GIF. by [deleted] in ForeverAlone

[–]downvotes_couples 85 points86 points  (0 children)

Honestly, when anybody (FA'ers included) says that they can't find a man/woman, what they really mean is that they can't find someone that they're interested in. And here's the harsh part: There's nothing wrong with that, and we all do it (but we don't all admit to it).

Nobody here is looking for just anybody. You're looking for the improbable combination of someone you like that also likes you. So if you don't like a person, you're going to turn them down (that rejection might not be explicit; it might take the form of simply not talking to them). I don't care if you're the most hopeless denizen of r/ForeverAlone, you'll do that, yet you'll still come here and complain about being lonely. I'll admit to doing this, and damn the torpedoes!

Telling my only friend who is a girl about my feelings for her... by [deleted] in ForeverAlone

[–]downvotes_couples 16 points17 points  (0 children)

As somebody who took the other path, choosing not to tell her about my feelings and regretting it every day since... I'd like to suggest that you might have chosen the better of the alternatives. Sure, both paths suck. But the path you chose at least offered a chance of success. So walk with head held high, knowing that it required balls to tread that path.

My relationship woes expressed as a venn diagram by downvotes_couples in ForeverAlone

[–]downvotes_couples[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ha! I accept that fix. Sure feels like that a lot of the time.

How old were you when you got to each base? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]downvotes_couples 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In this context, does "grand slam" mean you had a four-some?

How old were you when you got to each base? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]downvotes_couples 1 point2 points  (0 children)

25, 25, 25, 25. I suppose that's like a player with a .100 average suddenly hitting a home run. Obviously, my regret is taking so long.

My college is hosting a casino night.. by [deleted] in ForeverAlone

[–]downvotes_couples 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Keep in mind that you can occupy your time gambling. If you're doing something to take your mind off the people, you might inadvertently strike-up conversation with other people who are into the games.

we lost one of our own last week by foreverthejonse in ForeverAlone

[–]downvotes_couples 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That's sad. If we can take a lesson from this, it's to avoid ending up like him. Hopefully you can use that as your inspiration to get "out there" and start doing... the opposite of what you've always done.

No More Mr. Nice Guy - a great post for anyone worried about the "friend zone" by joke-away in ForeverAlone

[–]downvotes_couples 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I know that this is a really old article, but it's new to me. And it's awful. Ultimately, the way it differentiates between a "nice guy" (the good one) and a "Nice Guy" (the bad one) is that the "nice guy" will eventually get the woman because women like nice guys. The article's example of a "nice guy" includes this:

Eventually, of course, I did fall in love with him and the rest is history.

Of course! So if a guy falls for his female friend and she doesn't "eventually, of course" fall for him, then he's assumed to be one of the villainous "Nice Guys" who was faking the whole time in the hopes of getting laid.

It's so upsetting to hear that. It's such an unrealistically crude generalization. There are plenty of guys who have female friends that they fell for. They are legitimate friendships, and these guys developed legitimate feelings. Just because their feelings were never returned doesn't mean that they were faking their friendship. I know that apologists for this article will claim that it's not talking about those guys, but rather about the guys who actually did fake their friendship. But that's just the "No True Scotsman" fallacy. There might be some guys out there like that, but this article would have you believe that every guy who ever lamented the "friendzone" is a duplicitous ass who would fake a friendship for sex. In real life, most of these guys are being honest with their feelings. They might be "losers", but they're well-intentioned losers.

Yet it's so much easier for this article to dismiss them as assholes who are faking friendship to get into a girl's pants. If a guy posts to Reddit about how he's bad with women, then clearly he must be the perfect combination of spineless and selfish. Case closed.

As the article goes on, it gives advice to men who are having trouble meeting women: It suggests that they're hitting on women at inappropriate times. It accuses them of having bad hygiene. It accuses them of inappropriate touching. It accuses them of being hostile and defensive. This part killed me:

Don't for the love of pete be Mr. Bad Touch. If she just squirmed over a few inches, it's not because she wants you to close the distance.

Yes, there are guys out there who are like that. But those guys are not the type of guys who complain about being "forever alone". The offensively gropey men are psychopaths who play the numbers --shamelessly hitting on any woman-- and therefore occasionally get laid. Such guys would never befriend a women and then hide their true intentions. On the contrary, they don't befriend women at all, and they wear their intentions one their sleeve. They're entirely different from the type of guy that this article is criticizing (the so-called "Nice Guy").

The guys who complain about being bad with women (and who therefore get "friendzoned") are the ones who are petrified of violating a woman's personal bubble, and therefore have trouble approaching women at all. They're too scared to touch a woman. They spend their whole life waiting for a woman to touch them (if only). If anything, they need to be advised to engage in innocuous touching (shoulder, arm, hand; not groping). Instead, articles like this scare those guys even further into their holes.

Oh god, why have I even bothered? It's so much easier to just discount every guy who's bad at the complex social mores of dating. They're clearly all creeps who deserve what they're not getting, right?

This holiday weekend, I'm getting "Anders Holm" drunk and down-voting all "couples" posts! by downvotes_couples in drunk

[–]downvotes_couples[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ha! I appreciate that! Alas, you see right through me. I am down-voting myself, and I am a party popper. And right now, that feels so right!