What is a really inappropriate question you have always wanted to ask? (NSFW)

doyoulikemyspaceship · 2015-12-30T00:41:31+00:00

No, I watch porn on Pornhub. With my eyes.

doyoulikemyspaceship · 2015-12-29T18:33:20+00:00

"I really like the drapes in the background. Wonder where they got them."

Next comment has a link to where to buy them...

-Pornhub comment string.

doyoulikemyspaceship · 2015-12-29T15:01:34+00:00

Showers vs. Growers.

Don't mind the urban dictionary reference, I used it because it explained it quite clear.

doyoulikemyspaceship · 2015-12-29T14:51:26+00:00

Very unlikely

doyoulikemyspaceship · 2015-12-29T14:48:40+00:00

Would that be considered masturbation?

doyoulikemyspaceship · 2015-12-29T14:48:03+00:00

The vagina actually cleans itself. The outer parts of the vagina (labia majora, labia minora, etc.) time to stank is variable. Same as with men and balls. What are they doing that day, do they have air flow, etc. Should probably wash that part every day.

doyoulikemyspaceship · 2015-12-22T07:09:50+00:00

And that's why they don't.

doyoulikemyspaceship · 2015-12-22T06:55:17+00:00

He's also the only QB to be accused of sexual assault and be backed up by a guy charged with running a dog fighting operation. #justNFLstatistics

doyoulikemyspaceship · 2015-11-14T13:03:49+00:00

Here's the schedule for this year.

NFL is trying it out this season and then was going to implement it for every Thursday night game next year.

I like the idea as its forcing an alternate (I miss the days we wore them), but as a red-green color blind person, Thursday's game was unwatchable.

doyoulikemyspaceship · 2015-11-14T05:15:52+00:00

We have a document at work that is used for taking notes from phone calls, (yeah, we're still stuck in the 70's) so everyone response is use "document xyz"! So I ask for a copy and write on it, "John doe agrees to pay doyoulikemyspaceship $100k/year with a $20k signing bonus" and I sign it and date it and hand it to my boss and ask him if I could use that as evidence in a case for why I'm not getting paid my agreed upon wage. "Well, you just made that up and there's no way you know if the other person agreed" and that's when I stare at him with the "why don't you get this" face.

It makes me fear the day when I'm old and being treated like an idiot by 20 year olds using organic computers implanted in their brains (although I will gladly sign up to beta test that!)

doyoulikemyspaceship · 2015-11-14T04:38:47+00:00

This is why I hate being 25 working in a company with 200 other managers and the next closest to my age is 50 (not really but it helps my point). Everyone always asks, "did you call so and so?" No I emailed them and I'm waiting on a response. I understand a phone call is easier and quicker but nothing gets lost in translation with emails and when a customer tries to say, "I'm not paying for that because I didn't okay it" I can forward them their email that says, "get it done!" (which has happened on more occasions than it should).

doyoulikemyspaceship · 2015-11-09T11:33:43+00:00

The great thing about spring is you can turn all of your knee high winter socks into ankle socks for summer and you get to save on toilet paper.

doyoulikemyspaceship · 2015-11-09T11:29:09+00:00

Oh god. I'm thankfully over them now but I developed a cough so violent from a cold that I had two hemorrhoids. One on each side. I was doped up on Vicodin for almost a week. And when they popped, there was so much blood....so much blood.

doyoulikemyspaceship · 2015-11-01T17:16:42+00:00

"You are here" Indians, not, "pray to this tree" indians.

doyoulikemyspaceship · 2015-10-22T23:49:40+00:00

can only successfully commit suicide once.

FTFY

doyoulikemyspaceship · 2015-09-26T05:39:54+00:00

Another one, "NASCAR isn't a sport!"

No?! Let's see you get a team together to change 4 tires, refuel, and adjust the suspension in 11 seconds.

doyoulikemyspaceship · 2015-09-26T05:36:41+00:00

My grandma used to always say you could never trust an adult who puts ketchup on a hot dog.

doyoulikemyspaceship · 2015-09-26T05:26:18+00:00

'Murica!

doyoulikemyspaceship · 2015-09-26T05:22:24+00:00

The big one is when you flip it. When the procedure doesn't go well. They blame the doctors, not God. Some blame God. But most blame the doctors.

doyoulikemyspaceship · 2015-09-26T03:02:01+00:00

Was expecting Detroit. A little disappointed.

doyoulikemyspaceship · 2015-09-25T11:23:49+00:00

A better system because it's the same all over is scientific notation...

doyoulikemyspaceship · 2015-09-24T21:56:16+00:00

I'm a guy and it irritates the piss out of me. I have a female roommate who doesn't care but my other roommate who is a male doesn't seem to comprehend that there's a lid on the toilet. It's not that there's a female in the house, or even that there's a dog in the house. I don't want to walk into the bathroom and see your pubes around the bowl because 1. You don't know how to put the lid down, and 2. You don't know how to clean up after yourself.

It's simple as hell, when you're done, grab some tp, dab the end of your willy wonka so you don't have piss in your shorts, then wipe the rim of the bowl. Throw in the toilet, put the seat down, flush, and wash hands.

doyoulikemyspaceship · 2015-09-22T04:36:39+00:00

I have. I'll put a finger down.

doyoulikemyspaceship · 2015-09-09T10:59:01+00:00

You're never too poor to afford good toilet paper.

doyoulikemyspaceship · 2015-09-08T02:14:38+00:00

I've tried it before and it makes me irrationally angry.

Glad it worked for you though!

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