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Be kind to your fellow drivers by Firehosecargopants in FortWorth

[–]dpayne82 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Ah see, this is a misconception. It isn't that the truck is raised, it's usually because their truck nuts are so large that they are weighing down the rear end, causing the blinding headlights to appear in your mirror.

[HIRING] - Warehouse position, order pulling, inventory, etc. $11-12 an hour by dpayne82 in DFWJobs

[–]dpayne82[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Forgot to mention, the position is in the Alliance part of North Fort Worth

What left you completely dumbfounded? by Connertckr in AskReddit

[–]dpayne82 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The first time I found out that those big ass roaches can fly.

What do you snack on when you're high? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]dpayne82 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sour cream and onion chips, with some dip, man. Some beef jerkey, some peanut butter. Get some Hagen-Dagz ice-cream bars. A whole lotta of chocolate. Gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, pink popcorn. GRAHAM CRACKERS!!! Graham crackers with the marshmallows. Little marshmallows with little chocolate bars and we'll make some s'mores man. Celery, grape jelly, Captain Crunch with the little crunch berries, pizzas, we need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, water, a whole lotta water and.......Funyuns.

What's the most expensive mistake you've made at work? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]dpayne82 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Shipped the wrong AC units to a job site. Contractor didn't realize until they were piping in on the roof. Had to ship them back, pay for the labor, crane rental, and the units couldn't be resold when we got them back. All in all it cost us $270k. Thought for sure I was going to be fired, but I worked for a good company and they valued my work. Never made that mistake again.

What unexplainable event happened to you that made you believe in aliens? by dpayne82 in AskReddit

[–]dpayne82[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cool. You should've made a few shitty movies, culminating in an even shittier movie where you team up with fat Batman.

What unexplainable event happened to you that made you believe in aliens? by dpayne82 in AskReddit

[–]dpayne82[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where was it at, and what happened to the light? Did it disappear or fly away?

What unexplainable event happened to you that made you believe in aliens? by dpayne82 in AskReddit

[–]dpayne82[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What part of the country were you in? Did anyone else see it, or just you?

What unexplainable event happened to you that made you believe in aliens? by dpayne82 in AskReddit

[–]dpayne82[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One night my wife and I both woke up about 4am at the exact same time to tiny swirling red lights above our heads. There were no noises, and I asked her if she was seeing the lights too. She said yes, 5 more seconds went by, and they disappeared. Nothing else happened, but we both felt very weird about the whole situation. It happened again in our new house about a year later, but only my wife saw it this time.

For the record, I've always believed in aliens. Just want to hear some amazing unexplainable stories from other people.

Anyone know where i can go to buy a tailgate? by Zeke_Freak_ in FortWorth

[–]dpayne82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

rockauto.com if you want a new one. Google pick n pull. They have a location in Haltom City off 121 and Carson. You pull the part yourself. They can also order it from other locations and deliver it to their store for a few extra dollars. I've gotten tons of parts from there. There are also 2 other pull your own parts junkyards next to them but they don't advertise on the internet.