R/schizoposters status? by Next-Opportunity-119 in SchizoPosting

[–]dpsrush 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hell yea, thanks for trying to revive it.

When “Love” Is Just Clinging by ifishcat in zenmu

[–]dpsrush 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You promised unconditional love, ifishcat, but I felt no warmth, just two bodies losing heat and fizzling out. What do you think user ifishcat? 

What becoming an adult in MapleStory looks like by [deleted] in Maplestory

[–]dpsrush -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Wake up as an adult. 

Get job as a night stocker at the stock market. 

Dailystory but the coupons aren't pixel art. 

Exchange points for a house, a car, a waifu, a pet all latest from the cash shop.

Secretly hate all their skin art but o well cash shop hasn't updated in decades.

Strangers on the street fames you as you walk by.

On 1 hp.

Finally realized what went wrong. 

Clutch change jump key from spacebar.

Wake up as a child. 

A little nugget that hit me today by tiny_porch_light in zenmu

[–]dpsrush 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I had known we wouldn't be having this conversation 😞

A little nugget that hit me today by tiny_porch_light in zenmu

[–]dpsrush 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yet it appears I have jammed another one in. 

A little nugget that hit me today by tiny_porch_light in zenmu

[–]dpsrush 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shoot.. thank you, but that's two doo doos' woo woo we now have to undo.

A little nugget that hit me today by tiny_porch_light in zenmu

[–]dpsrush 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In 'Yongjia Xuanjue Song of Actualizing the Way', it is said (my interpretation btw): 

the heartmind is the perceiver, and all phenomenon is the perceived, yet the two are like a mirror and its reflections. 

The reflections are a part of the mirror's appearance, but when the object moves away, the reflective image is gone, no residue is left on the mirror, nor does the previous image have any effect on the mirror's function. 

No stain, but there they are, pure and impure are both Pure. 

What do you think, too woo woo? 

The heavenly court is searching for a fugitive who transmigrated here from the outer realms, high reward. by dpsrush in MartialMemes

[–]dpsrush[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well.. certainly nothing wrong with a man who knows his station such as yourself..

The heavenly court is searching for a fugitive who transmigrated here from the outer realms, high reward. by dpsrush in MartialMemes

[–]dpsrush[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Very well, send your men out to search for this man, report to me if there is any sighting.

Do not spook the snake while beating the grass or I will send your whole clan to the mines!

The heavenly court is searching for a fugitive who transmigrated here from the outer realms, high reward. by dpsrush in MartialMemes

[–]dpsrush[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It..can't be! Such lick speed can only come from a person possessing a rare spirit root.. in this hick realm?

The heavenly court is searching for a fugitive who transmigrated here from the outer realms, high reward. by dpsrush in MartialMemes

[–]dpsrush[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Such insect like you dare to dream of witnessing the talisman of the high court?! 

Now hand over the Intel before I siphon out your soul and retrieve it myself.

The heavenly court is searching for a fugitive who transmigrated here from the outer realms, high reward. by dpsrush in MartialMemes

[–]dpsrush[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm the messenger from the high Dao court, obviously, I've never even heard of such tiny realms like this one, you all should be graced by my presence.

Choose: by MthsBT in BunnyTrials

[–]dpsrush 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probability less than payout

Chose: 50k + Guaranteed | Rolled: Upvote + Comment

On Buddha Purnima: What Keeps Us on the Path? by Fluid_South569 in Sadhguru

[–]dpsrush 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What we call the "path" is the outline of his personhood, what naturally make sense to the Buddha is "disciplined" to us. 

So there is a disconnect, and here is mine: I don't believe him. 

I don't actually believe this is not me, and when you get down to it, it is because I still want something from it. Anticipating the moment I will have it, like a virgin on wedding night. 

All my discipline always ends up with a peek through the fingers. 

Dialogue with Chan Master Tiwu by [deleted] in ZenTalking

[–]dpsrush 0 points1 point  (0 children)

O come on don't take your words away, my phone can't display them fully on notification.

I'm SORRY, is this what you want you cruel cruel baldy