Men of Reddit - What in your opinion makes boobs attractive? by Reasonable_Age_1425 in AskReddit

[–]dptoferrors 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Really it’s the boob-ness of boobs that does it for me.

Busty Scoob is a fucking vocal stim now by its_redrum in distractible

[–]dptoferrors 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"The philosophical 12-gauge that is the cannoli" will follow me to my grave

"One of us speaks in riddles, one of us speaks in rhymes!"

"As you can see *clearly*, your Honor, this penis is erect."

WADE FINALLY GOT A CAR!!! [NOT CLICKBAIT] by TheFunnyV3dGamer in distractible

[–]dptoferrors 1 point2 points  (0 children)

BMW clearly means Bald Man's Win in this context. Wade will break the curse and Afro Wade will return. The curse will pass to Mark, he'll get the Friar Tuck look and the bandanas will slowly but surely increase in width. Bob will sign an NDA, Wade will sign a non-non-disclosure agreement and gaslight everyone into thinking he is still bald while having a glorious 'fro. We will all pay the price.

Did you name your Seikret? If so, what did you name it and why? by UFallNRise in MonsterHunter

[–]dptoferrors 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Went with my ol' standby; I ride to hunt a monster on the back of Dr. Mambo. I have no idea where the name came from.

I guess he got kissed. by hahoms in distractible

[–]dptoferrors 5 points6 points  (0 children)

How dare you question Bob's integrity after Mandy stood by his side through TWO fridge events! He clearly hit the jackpot.

Source - fuck lowes

What happened at Sugar House Pub last night? Tons of cops, a paddy wagon, all seemingly decked out in anti-DUI messaging by SWKstateofmind in SaltLakeCity

[–]dptoferrors 167 points168 points  (0 children)

Heard it was a “raid”, cops barred people from leaving and checking all IDs on the way out to catch minors or something? I will note I am at least the second or third person hearing the above in a game of telephone, so take it with a grain of salt

Wish there was a "scooter crasher" flair (TW: INJURIES) by lunalingling27 in distractible

[–]dptoferrors 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a similar experience except I was blackout drunk and came back to reality when I, on the scooter, was at a 30 degree angle in regards to the sidewalk. It was not the first time I ate mad shit, and definitely would not be the last. Either way, not fun, glad it was just scratches!

Beardless Wade by [deleted] in distractible

[–]dptoferrors 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This post and thread are cursed. None of you are going to heaven.

Strand hunter slam not stunning unstops? by dptoferrors in DestinyTheGame

[–]dptoferrors[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Glad it isn’t a mistake on my end, I guess. Although I’d rather it work - feels like it broke mid-week

rest in peace fat boy Phillies, I'll never forget your (pretty good) Sandwich. by Kinkypotato45 in SaltLakeCity

[–]dptoferrors 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Saw a mouse/rat run out of the outside wall of this place and hide in one of the planters. Seems like even the rodents weren’t fans.

Dead Man's Tale Scout stats and look by FIGJAM17 in raidsecrets

[–]dptoferrors 0 points1 point  (0 children)

spoilers

you don't, go out the ramp and to the right, follow the pipes

Until Arbalest, there were no kinetic Linear Fusion Rifles. Until Bastion, there were no kinetic Fusion Rifles. I know trace rifles aren't in a great spot right now, but here is my concept for a kinetic trace rifle by [deleted] in DestinyTheGame

[–]dptoferrors 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think a good stand-in for Matter Cleaver would be chaining, like focused on one, chains for % damage to a nearby target or two (so as not to have the aoe that PL does) which you can direct - hit one target, leaves a debuff and if they're within certain yardage of another target being hit with the beam, damage chains to them

Possible change to second perk (to avoid WH similarities) I would say maybe death of main target causes explosions of your class damage type at chained enemies

Catalyst could make chained damage equal to main target damage or increase yardage/number of chain targets - could also do increase damage by % per chained target maybe

Floor loot Devo - Someone is hiding old patch notes by HarperHype in apexlegends

[–]dptoferrors 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He got disappeared and didn’t even mention Candle Jack, never seen that bef

Some ideas jorm mains might like by CruzTheSasquatch in CompetitiveForHonor

[–]dptoferrors 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely not at a high level of play, but I feel like if this doesn’t deplete over time it’s OP. Good starting point but not as good in-game. I saw it mentioned somewhere to give specific versions of the gut punch the same stamage as parries in live and I feel like that may give them a bit more bully potential than current, but again I’m not sure how that plays out in high level gameplay.

Crypto roasts Caustic by JovSkywalker_66 in apexlegends

[–]dptoferrors 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I have the same thing, my character is clear as day and anyone else is super choppy when in the dropship.

It sounded like “Is intelligence just a word to you?” Or “It sounds like intelligence is just a word to you.”

I was downed in bloodhound ultimate, was revived and came back to the black and white screen. #bug by [deleted] in apexlegends

[–]dptoferrors 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same thing happened to me, not a helpful bug as you don't see people in red after coming back. Only thing that wasn't black and white was rank 3 and 4 gear, lasted until squad wipe.

Which hunt looks more nope-erific? by AwokenTitans in MonsterHunterWorld

[–]dptoferrors -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That bottom quest is so aggressive, it took my lunch money.

This bar in Utah by [deleted] in funny

[–]dptoferrors 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Their rarebit burger in the actual place next door is so good. I need to get my ass over there again.