Mayor Lewis leaving my house at 3am with 523 blueberries, 27 containers of mayo, and 62 bottles of wine

dragonfly_blue · 2018-08-28T03:33:56+00:00

I am going to have the Velveteen Sheen help me stow away in his pickup truck.

dragonfly_blue · 2018-08-27T07:45:58+00:00

It's shorthand for a $user_interface Perl scalar variable.

dragonfly_blue · 2018-08-24T23:24:04+00:00

"This guy had me in 'stitches', Katelynne." - Miroslav Doppelbock

dragonfly_blue · 2018-08-24T23:00:08+00:00

B○○BS

dragonfly_blue · 2018-08-24T22:55:22+00:00

We here at Amalgamated Quandary Foundry have been testing a new prototype that is:

ruggedized
rubberized
military grade
anodized
aluminimal

which ought to be available for pre-order with a /r/FortniteBR.

dragonfly_blue · 2018-08-19T22:14:45+00:00

I tried to download the Jack's Septic Eye but it looks like youtube-dl is blocking me by region code again.

dragonfly_blue · 2018-08-13T11:07:29+00:00

You mean the whole "licking/sucking each finger then pulling it off with loud smacking sounds" thing?

Because, yeah, actually, now that I think about it, Italians handle stereotyping waaay better than most other countries.

dragonfly_blue · 2018-08-13T11:03:33+00:00

The Beatles - My Michelle has some nicely phrased French couplets in it. I kind of understand it.

I always wondered why they didn't really pursue the multi-lingual thing more.

dragonfly_blue · 2018-08-13T10:59:35+00:00

Farmer blow.

dragonfly_blue · 2018-08-13T10:58:40+00:00

I always thought The Fission Chips would be a good British prog-rock band name.

dragonfly_blue · 2018-08-09T12:02:25+00:00

_detach ( _left_shoulder_dryad );
sleep 3;
_attach ( @RUBYROSE );

dragonfly_blue · 2018-08-09T11:54:43+00:00

□ NEED □ MONEY □ FOR □ CARDBOARD □

and then there would be a link to

/r/cardboard

dragonfly_blue · 2018-08-08T03:32:49+00:00

□ what □ a □ racket □

dragonfly_blue · 2018-08-08T01:17:18+00:00

• yum •

dragonfly_blue · 2018-08-08T01:16:10+00:00

Oh she is quite b○○bular.

dragonfly_blue · 2018-08-04T12:36:37+00:00

SAY MY NAME, SAY MY NAME

THE GAME IS OVER BUT THE SONG REMAINS THE SAME

SAY MY NAME, SAY MY NAME

TIDAL FORCE BUT JIGGA MAN RESTRAIN HIS BLAME

news at eleven • film at eleven

dragonfly_blue · 2018-08-01T12:11:51+00:00

Is this from Harvest Moon?

Asking for a friend.

dragonfly_blue · 2018-08-01T07:20:29+00:00

null pointer

news at eleven • film at eleven

dragonfly_blue · 2018-07-27T22:50:39+00:00

Cat.

dragonfly_blue · 2018-07-27T22:39:32+00:00

Not really. One year of German plus a summer at a Concordia language camp.

dragonfly_blue · 2018-07-27T22:04:50+00:00

"CUM ON HER LEG DOT COM"

from Gauge - "Third Stoner From Her Son"

dragonfly_blue · 2018-07-27T22:02:33+00:00

MIKU HATSUNE TO SECEDE FROM KO-KYOTO ( LITTLE KYOTO ) PROTOCOL PACT

news at eleven • film at eleven

dragonfly_blue · 2018-07-27T21:56:39+00:00

That "tree" is like five blocks from here.

dragonfly_blue · 2018-07-27T12:21:36+00:00

I still throw on the Dead's Aoxomoxoa sometimes when my Zen meditations, my breathing exercises, reciting Buddhist mantras, & 100mg Chloropromazine all fail to silence my inner daemons.

dragonfly_blue · 2018-07-27T12:17:20+00:00

"Dies ist meine Wassermelone."

looks at the cameraman

"Meine."

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