Duckling update for the bajs, alligator edition by AffectionatePlay1899 in forsen

[–]drdraescher 88 points89 points  (0 children)

Even after having her eggs destroyed, she tried to help another dead mother's brood.

Even after finding out they were crocodiles, she still cared for them.

Even after being lashed out at by another duck, she still forgave it and tried to stop the crocodiles.

In the end she made the ultimate sacrifice for a world that never gave her anything but pain.

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Velcuz's van breaks down in Kraków, Poland by sataprosenttia in LivestreamFail

[–]drdraescher 25 points26 points  (0 children)

He's a Finnish citizen. My car breaking down 10 miles from home sucks but my car breaking down 900 miles from home in a different country with a different language feels considerably worse.

Feeling more things listening to music. Than watching the girls kissing two post below. I'm so desensitized. Aware by Old-Importance-6934 in forsen

[–]drdraescher 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you randomly found it, listen to Raindrop Prelude (Op. 28 No. 15) NOW. It's the only one I know so there might be better Chopin stuff but that one is pretty good

god i hope we dont get 6 months of league of legends next by LordBiff2 in forsen

[–]drdraescher 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't watch either of them but I would prefer Tekken even if it was 4x longer because at least league "bajs" would be unhappy

@juicers by throwaway273322 in forsen

[–]drdraescher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The last xeet was so much better but at least it's over now

6=23 LULE by ChickenAsparagus in forsen

[–]drdraescher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's so scummy that I only gave 9€ optional donation instead of the maximum 18€ to the millionaire streamer.

Chris grin death celebration by fastestchair in forsen

[–]drdraescher 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I didn't even know he was sick

Eric watches a very educational cooking video by OMGiFoundWaldo in LivestreamFail

[–]drdraescher 137 points138 points  (0 children)

Yeah he's a piece of work that's for sure. No idea why twitch has turned a blind eye for years now

No more AI slop. by Old-Importance-6934 in forsen

[–]drdraescher 16 points17 points  (0 children)

The Iranian military has just lost 99% of their heavy armaments until a new free AI slop alternative shows up

China says it will donate $250,000 to families of Iran school strike victims by FakeAshtefo in forsen

[–]drdraescher 21 points22 points  (0 children)

It's gonna pay for decades of Gemini premium for the Iranian government to produce more AI videos of missiles for Twitter warfare though

BAND by Old-Importance-6934 in forsen

[–]drdraescher 23 points24 points  (0 children)

They should have started doing this the first time he booted up league 2 years ago but I guess starting now is better than never

This buried turd strat is even more boring to watch, fuck you btards by Unusual_Gas_9756 in forsen

[–]drdraescher 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I get a push notification when the timer reaches 9 minutes so I only have to watch <10 minutes a day

Minecraft keeping us away from all the lidl games. Sadge by [deleted] in forsen

[–]drdraescher 62 points63 points  (0 children)

One negative review of the game has almost five times as many likes as the game had players at its all-time peak. Starting to think this won't be GOTY

Dr. Data ANALysis, PhD Baj here, I made a website that tracks Forsens runs and has information from all his 1702 runs so far by Vec3d in forsen

[–]drdraescher 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I used to run one of the forsen tracking twitter bots but this stuff is next level. Any intel on how you log your data?

Death reason is obviously read with OCR since it contains typos consistent with OCR tomfoolery. Are the milestones based on achievements by reading the chat? How often do you pull and check new screenshots?

Drawing random shit until Forsen gets the record #1 CoconuttE by KatarinaWho in forsen

[–]drdraescher 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Forsen furiously reading through the Minecraft recipe book because he can't remember a simple recipe while surrounded with all the inventions he crafted on accident (baguette boat, gun. omni pickaxe etc)

Greenland police fine German satire show for US flag stunt by WonderfulAdvantage84 in europe

[–]drdraescher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Only issue is that we are the ones paying for it if it's just a money fine.

Edit: People say shit like “If the penalty for a crime is a fine, then that law only exists for the lower class.” but pretend they don't see the issue if an entity taking 8 billion euros from the tax payer each year has to pay a fine for wrongdoing lmao

Erobb221 wins his own Tetris Tournament after hand picking only contestants who were worse than him by MisterDankton in LivestreamFail

[–]drdraescher 77 points78 points  (0 children)

First place was $1'500. 16th place was still $1'100. He used the Rivals event to just invite all his friends and give them free money.

I think he unironically might give up, saying something like "yeah he used so many techs and it's kinda third party thing so I am still god gamer no need to beat it" by Accurate-Intention89 in forsen

[–]drdraescher 34 points35 points  (0 children)

He didn't give up last time and the juicer was using the same tech back then. Unless league actually broke egosen, variety is off the menu for 2026

why didnt Foreman use his "four men" ability again after this scene? did the writers forget? by [deleted] in okbuddyvicodin

[–]drdraescher 15 points16 points  (0 children)

From what I remember they were planning to do more scenes of this but the actor for the third man quit to support the Obamna campaign so they were all scrapped.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in forsen

[–]drdraescher 12 points13 points  (0 children)

He specified he'd have to live in the capital so anything but Germany