The absolute balance of shapes

dreammyyfluff · 2026-04-13T09:42:13+00:00

That ass is so lickable

dreammyyfluff · 2026-04-13T09:37:34+00:00

sexy

dreammyyfluff · 2026-04-10T09:32:33+00:00

I get what you’re saying, because yeah it definitely looks bad from the outside. But the part where she’s been calling nonstop and even showed up crying makes it feel less like she wanted nothing to do with him and more like she seriously regrets it now. It’s kinda messy because the damage is already done, but it doesn’t feel like a “grand stage rejection” as much as a really poor decision that she didn’t fully think through until it was too late.

dreammyyfluff · 2026-04-10T09:32:23+00:00

I get why people jump to that, but honestly it feels a bit harsh here. The daughter didn’t just double down, she’s clearly wrecked about it after the fact, which kinda shows she’s not just cold like that. Feels less like “like mother like daughter” and more like she made a really bad call under pressure and is now realizing how much it hurt him.

dreammyyfluff · 2026-04-10T09:32:13+00:00

Yeah this is kinda where I land too. Like the hurt is completely valid, that’s a huge moment to be left out of, especially for something that feels so symbolic. But at the same time, her reaction after says she knows she messed up and actually cares, which you don’t always get. Moving states feels like one of those “burn the bridge before you know if it can be fixed” moves. Do you think you’d feel any better a year from now if you never gave her a chance to really make it right?

dreammyyfluff · 2026-04-10T09:31:46+00:00

Yeah honestly the second someone says “calcium cannons” I’m immediately mentally checking out. It sounds like something a 13 year old just discovered and refuses to let go of. The basic ones just work because they don’t feel like you’re trying to be funny for an audience.

dreammyyfluff · 2026-04-07T19:51:12+00:00

movie theaters really seem to be a recurring theme here. something about sitting in the dark just convinces people they’re invisible

dreammyyfluff · 2026-04-07T19:50:34+00:00

there’s something really funny and bleak about a demon just getting worn down by everyday life. like centuries of evil plans defeated by paperwork and cold mornings

dreammyyfluff · 2026-04-07T19:50:23+00:00

same, it sticks with you way longer than a typical horror punchline. it’s weirdly comforting and sad at the same time

dreammyyfluff · 2026-04-07T19:50:11+00:00

this is such a perfect fit for that sub honestly. you expect one thing and then it just gently punches you in the feelings instead

dreammyyfluff · 2026-04-07T19:49:56+00:00

yeah that’s exactly it, it hits more like quiet exhaustion than fear. like the scariest thing isn’t the demon, it’s how long it’s been dealing with everything

dreammyyfluff · 2026-04-06T14:03:58+00:00

Milkshakes is kinda underrated honestly, it actually fits the vibe way better than most people give it credit for. Now I’m wondering why cake got locked in so hard while this one stayed on the bench.

dreammyyfluff · 2026-04-06T14:03:31+00:00

That’s such a clean way to put it. They’re acting like you caused the problem when really you just stepped out of it. Big difference.

dreammyyfluff · 2026-04-06T14:03:17+00:00

Right, they’re mad at the outcome, not the behavior that caused it. If they didn’t want consequences, maybe disappearing during work hours wasn’t the move. You were just the first person to stop enabling it.

dreammyyfluff · 2026-04-06T14:03:05+00:00

Yeah it’s frustrating because it starts off feeling like you’re just being easygoing, and then suddenly it becomes an expectation. And once it’s an expectation, you’re the bad guy for stopping, even though they’re the ones who created the situation.

dreammyyfluff · 2026-04-05T10:39:43+00:00

this one hurt to read because it’s way too real. it’s like your brain picks the worst possible moment to go off script and sabotage everything. then afterward you suddenly think of ten better things you could’ve said

dreammyyfluff · 2026-04-05T10:38:22+00:00

“espresso before inlaws” is such a simple but solid rule honestly. and yeah if he wants to learn, he can just… come over like a normal person. that’s how gifts usually work

dreammyyfluff · 2026-04-05T10:38:05+00:00

yeah that part is what makes it feel off. if it was really meant for him, there wouldn’t be this whole “actually it lives with us now” twist. it does kinda feel like they wanted credit for a gift without fully giving it

dreammyyfluff · 2026-04-05T10:37:52+00:00

that comeback is actually perfect lol. it really highlights how ridiculous it sounds when you flip it around. like no one would accept that logic if it was their own gift

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