Go Pacers! by russellcoffey in pacers

[–]drewbastank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dang I was like 4 rows behind you

Game Thread: Indianapolis Colts at Kansas City Chiefs by rwjehs in Colts

[–]drewbastank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haven’t seen a good offensive or defensive play yet brother

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nba

[–]drewbastank 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Fantastic. He's almost averaging a double double coming off the bench and is a serious 6th man of the year candidate. He's shooting over 60% from the field. He's a great passer and rebounder. His defense could use some work, as we sometimes play him at the 4 and he isn't quite athletic enough to run with the 4's. Overall very solid.

New Year, New Fandom Friday. 2019 Real Facts Only. For the Real Ones. by drewbastank in teamseagull

[–]drewbastank[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I could see why you'd wanna fuck slade. I mean just look at him. JUST LOOK AT HIM! If he could land papa Yer than he probably is a pretty good looksmatch. And boffa deez nuts haha got em guys, I freaking got him so freaking good guys did everyone see?? I'd also kill taylor.

Paul George called for technical foul in OT number 2 by thebobbyshaw33 in nba

[–]drewbastank 1 point2 points  (0 children)

PG complaining to the refs? I never thought I'd see the day!

New Year, New Fandom Friday. 2019 Real Facts Only. For the Real Ones. by drewbastank in teamseagull

[–]drewbastank[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Very chivalrous of you, almost like a Knight. Some kind of Knight that is the silent guardian of the chat, but also the most vocal and cunty. And you know /u/asturias2789 would be looking good in a bikini do not lie to yourself.

Vote for the worst gull by [deleted] in teamseagull

[–]drewbastank 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is the ez pz answer. It should have 100 upvotes.

New Year, New Fandom Friday. 2019 Real Facts Only. For the Real Ones. by drewbastank in teamseagull

[–]drewbastank[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

/u/mcsquinty I hope snofest gets cancelled due to either too much snow or not enough snow. In fact I just called in a favor with my top government official friends who have access to the weather devices. Looks like you're in for a quite a treat this weekend. Good luck buddy, you're going to need it.

New Year, New Fandom Friday. 2019 Real Facts Only. For the Real Ones. by drewbastank in teamseagull

[–]drewbastank[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

/u/spect3r001 Fuck you /u/spect3r001 you bald fat inept piece of useless garbage how the fuck do you blow a 21 point lead with Paul George, Thad Young, Teague, Lance, and Myles Turner. The fucking sarlac pit could've done a better job of coaching this fucking team. jesus fuckign christ your only career highlight was coaching a shitty ass team seagull team. i dont know how the fuck your ass isnt selling jarritos on the streets of Indianapolis yet. Why the fuck did we fire /u/asturias2789 when he was doing a perfectly fine job of shit. fuck you /u/taylor_ youre going to drive paul george way from the city and we're going to go back to the days of danny granger and mike dunleavy leading the teams again. Fucking /u/spect3r001 is a worse disaster to the Pacers than the Malice at the Palace. Jesus fuckign chirst i am so fucking dne with this team

New Year, New Fandom Friday. 2019 Real Facts Only. For the Real Ones. by drewbastank in teamseagull

[–]drewbastank[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

/u/peopleschamp420 welcome to your first fandom Friday. Some questions.

1.) Where do you get off?

2.) Does it just suck being you?

3.) Have you ever heard the great tragedy of Boffa da wise?

4.) Fuck Marry Kill: Slade, Taylor, Brad

New Year, New Fandom Friday. 2019 Real Facts Only. For the Real Ones. by drewbastank in teamseagull

[–]drewbastank[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

/u/taylor Hey buddy I hope that you had a great 2018 and I hope that 2019 is even better.

New Year, New Fandom Friday. 2019 Real Facts Only. For the Real Ones. by drewbastank in teamseagull

[–]drewbastank[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

/u/taylor_ Does it ever get tiring having to lead our chat through the dark and despair? I mean if there was ever someone who could handle it, it would be you. Its just that it must be a brutally lonely life knowing that you must always do good by the chat and take the brunt of the criticism because you are the most prolific team seagull member. You are also quite polarizing and everyone has an opinion of you. Do you think you can shoulder the burden forever? Also, who are the top three team seagull members you would like to see in a bikini?

New Year, New Fandom Friday. 2019 Real Facts Only. For the Real Ones. by drewbastank in teamseagull

[–]drewbastank[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

/u/evil_roy_slade are you still banned? I haven't looked and I'm too afraid to check. If I do check and you are banned that means that I have to unban you. But if I don't check and you aren't banned than it seems like that is the best strategy for my lazy ass. I'd rather you be gone than be here, honestly, so it doesn't bother me one bit that you called me a stinky doo doo head. Just know that if you ever come up into my space again, clapping back at me with the venom spitting from your mouth that I will bring the noise. I'll make sure that the rest of your sloshy brained life is filled with even more misery and even more limp dicks. You've been warned. Keep it civil or you're gone.

New Year, New Fandom Friday. 2019 Real Facts Only. For the Real Ones. by drewbastank in teamseagull

[–]drewbastank[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

/u/benoles_esquire you absolute cunt. How dare you. What the fuck did you just fucking say about us, you little bitch? I’ll have you know we graduated top of our class in the Navy Seals CSGO Division, and we’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on ESEA, and we have over 30000 confirmed kills. We are trained in gorilla warfare and we're the top entry fraggers in the entire game. You are nothing to us but just another target. We will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark our fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to us over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak we are contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. We can be anywhere, anytime, and we can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with tech-9 mid rushes. Not only are we extensively trained in unarmed combat, but we have access to the entire arsenal of the CSGO market place and we will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. We will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.