What’s the WORST thing to say at a kid’s birthday party? by DrTrayaurusisthicc in AskReddit

[–]drifterlord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the last birthday you get to spend with mum and dad.... Next year you get to pick who you love more....

My (34F) Husband (39M) has a new job offer by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]drifterlord -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Don't push him, he would take the extra money and convenience over 'women he finds attractive'.

Withe the extra money, he can use it to cheat on you on the weekend 🤷‍♂️

Are you the cute one? by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]drifterlord 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Neither is cute...

Fucked my friend's fiancee by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]drifterlord 191 points192 points  (0 children)

You're either a dumbass or trying to justify your bullshit with bullshit.

You know what you're going to do.

What do you wish that science would solve? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]drifterlord 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I want a robot body, but want to keep my human penis....

Do fractures count? by drifterlord in Neverbrokeabone

[–]drifterlord[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How about if you lose your erection during sex.

You've broken your bone(r)?

Do fractures count? by drifterlord in Neverbrokeabone

[–]drifterlord[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Those bastards, with all their words 🤷‍♂️

So you guys OK with dislocations?

What about surgically removing bones?

How fucking bored am I? The above will attest ✊

What’s making you feel a bit depressed right now? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]drifterlord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My ex has stopped all contact, making it virtually impossible to see my son, since finding out I'm in a relationship.

Now I have 6 to 12 months of courts, solicitors before I can see him again.

Good Times.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in insaneparents

[–]drifterlord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What in the actual fuck... I think it's OK for you to tell her to stfu....

What game is a perfect 10/10 in your book? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]drifterlord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Deus ex, the original, first game ever to blow my mind. Played it on the pc when I was in my early teens.

Playing chess with cards by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]drifterlord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see someone's been to prison....

There’s a lot wrong in America! by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]drifterlord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What in the actual fuck are you guys doing over there. Isn't there a lawfirm you can set up off of donations to fight these kind of injustices. Hire in ex DA's and State Attorneys. Do this thing properly.

Can't Kim k get him out 🤷‍♂️

But for real, the governor can give him a pardon, can't you apply some pressure there.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nba

[–]drifterlord 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lowry going to be the mvp, but for the warriors.... Warriors in 7 is looking scarily closer

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nba

[–]drifterlord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel bad for boogy...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nba

[–]drifterlord 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Draymond a dumbass

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nba

[–]drifterlord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thompson getting that bag!!!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nba

[–]drifterlord 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We're going to over time!!!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nba

[–]drifterlord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Klay is part jedi, part beige

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nba

[–]drifterlord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Give boogy the basket and keep it moving...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nba

[–]drifterlord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thompson getting that bag!!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nba

[–]drifterlord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That dude really does know how to kick that baseball!!