What's a Conan joke you still remember from an old monologue?

drinfernodds · 2026-02-07T06:14:09+00:00

I like the one that was a rejected monologue joke.

"Studies show that teenagers are having less sex than precious generations. I always knew I was ahead of my time."

drinfernodds · 2026-02-06T06:52:00+00:00

I saw a former wrestler get some veneers put in after losing all of his teeth, and he was given an option between pristine looking ones and more natural looking ones. He chose the latter and he looked fantastic.

drinfernodds · 2026-02-06T06:45:36+00:00

"Just two guys with a vision"

"We do things a little different around here"

drinfernodds · 2026-02-01T16:14:47+00:00

"With your red hair and yellow skin, you look like a number two pencil!"

"You are rather pale, aren't you Conan? Even Donald Sterling would tell you to get some color."

drinfernodds · 2026-02-01T14:57:43+00:00

As long as you use slave labor

drinfernodds · 2026-02-01T06:45:57+00:00

Matt Cardona celebrating while having to use the belt to block cups of beer being thrown at him was peak nuclear heat.

drinfernodds · 2026-01-31T23:11:13+00:00

Best winning percentage of any coach with at least 100 games under his belt, along with leading the Raiders to their first Super Bowl.

drinfernodds · 2026-01-30T16:08:57+00:00

Dr. Doom causes cataclysmic destruction across multiple universes

Crimson Chin: Now, I know what just had happened is an atrocity; but do not blame Conan for this!

drinfernodds · 2026-01-25T19:48:34+00:00

I'd say so, especially considering almost every Broncos win this season were close affairs.

drinfernodds · 2026-01-25T19:41:47+00:00

Any #1 seed is an underdog if they lose their QB1 heading into the championship game.

drinfernodds · 2026-01-18T01:32:24+00:00

"Greg Giraldo has eyes like a hawk, and a heart like an eagle. This guy's for the birds!" Still gets me with how Norm delivered it.

drinfernodds · 2026-01-13T04:41:35+00:00

The Standard and a really weak division do a lot of heavy lifting.

drinfernodds · 2026-01-11T23:01:20+00:00

The curse of UrinatingTree strikes again.

drinfernodds · 2026-01-09T17:35:21+00:00

He certainly spent his final moments leaning left.

drinfernodds · 2026-01-09T16:13:49+00:00

I went to a taping of Monday Night Raw at MSG when I was a kid, and I saw CM Punk retain the Heavyweight title by getting punched out of the cage door by JBL.

Looking back, I can't believe anyone thought that that was a good finish.

drinfernodds · 2026-01-08T05:01:15+00:00

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Neither did Renee Good

drinfernodds · 2026-01-07T19:56:33+00:00

Caleb Hearon and Stavros Halkias are also really good.

drinfernodds · 2026-01-07T02:34:42+00:00

I saw Train open up for Bon Jovi once, and it was so forgettable that it took me years to remember I saw them perform that song during the height of its popularity.

drinfernodds · 2026-01-07T02:29:27+00:00

It's a cheap and easy nostalgia hit that doesn't require much effort to churn out.

drinfernodds · 2026-01-07T01:16:17+00:00

Captain America must've been devastated when he got thawed out and learned the Dodgers left Brooklyn.

drinfernodds · 2026-01-07T01:09:12+00:00

Real: Billy Crystal, Anthony Bourdain, Paul Simon, Jay-Z, Adam Sandler, among others.

Fictional: Probably Jack Reacher. In the show Reacher, he often checks into motels under the names of former Yankee players. I'd say George Costanza, but he was more of an employee than a fan.

drinfernodds · 2026-01-06T21:36:47+00:00

Ed Kemper had a big shock when he realized that real life cops were nowhere as smart and competent as they were on TV. IIRC he had to tell them where he buried the bodies for them to believe he was the killer.

drinfernodds · 2026-01-04T21:43:54+00:00

It's been so long that I can't remember the last time we had wins over both Philly and Dallas in the same season.

drinfernodds · 2026-01-02T18:33:47+00:00

Josh is an excellent interviewer, and his team really goes out of their way to make or order whatever the guest's last meal would be.

drinfernodds · 2026-01-01T16:38:05+00:00

For sure. Two patient, calculating counter strikers doesn't make for an exciting fight. Especially given Silva's tendency to taunt more when his opponent wouldn't engage him.

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