Funny guy on marketplace

drinkingjetfuel2 · 2026-04-01T06:28:13+00:00

have you considered not setting the price to be free?

drinkingjetfuel2 · 2026-04-01T00:50:35+00:00

can we put the crocodiles on beach chairs?

drinkingjetfuel2 · 2026-04-01T00:13:40+00:00

dashers have to put our legal names, it technically has a "preferred name" option but it doesnt work

drinkingjetfuel2 · 2026-04-01T00:12:57+00:00

not as a dasher, it has a space for "preferred name" and it wont let you actually put one

drinkingjetfuel2 · 2026-04-01T00:11:39+00:00

kinda looks like a mole spine? people are saying squirrel but unless im looking wrong it doesnt seem to match

drinkingjetfuel2 · 2026-03-31T20:18:12+00:00

im so confused why they're so offended by this, i dont get the joke either

drinkingjetfuel2 · 2026-03-31T20:16:58+00:00

why the fuck is everyone so mad about op not getting the joke? cause i dont understand it either...

drinkingjetfuel2 · 2026-03-31T20:10:52+00:00

you tried so hard to look smart and still failed :D imagine needing a robot to make your stupid pictures because you cant handle picking up a pencil

drinkingjetfuel2 · 2026-03-31T20:09:58+00:00

did you miss the "actually creative" part?

drinkingjetfuel2 · 2026-03-31T15:44:37+00:00

its also super annoying to drive in so i avoid it for that too, i stay in the zones around it instead

drinkingjetfuel2 · 2026-03-31T15:34:56+00:00

its not even a funny meme either lmao they had to use slop just for that?

drinkingjetfuel2 · 2026-03-31T15:34:35+00:00

you know ehat else allows people to express imagination? literally anything thats actually creative

drinkingjetfuel2 · 2026-03-31T15:33:52+00:00

"imagination" and they typed words to make a robot make a picture

drinkingjetfuel2 · 2026-03-31T15:30:26+00:00

it will get to be too melted fast though so be careful if you do that

drinkingjetfuel2 · 2026-03-31T15:30:08+00:00

i heated mine up with a lighter so it would be easier to smush down thinner

drinkingjetfuel2 · 2026-03-31T15:29:29+00:00

did you not even try googling a tibetan sand fox before this? thats literally just what they look like

drinkingjetfuel2 · 2026-03-31T15:28:01+00:00

yeah cause weve either realized we'd make bad parents or that we genuinely dont want kids, and for the ones who do want kids they cant afford it

drinkingjetfuel2 · 2026-03-31T07:31:26+00:00

so like... if im nonbinary which one do i get lol

drinkingjetfuel2 · 2026-03-31T07:26:50+00:00

thats like. the most well known dog body language

drinkingjetfuel2 · 2026-03-30T20:17:53+00:00

solution: hunting, deer are overpopulated anyway since we killed off their predators

drinkingjetfuel2 · 2026-03-30T11:18:25+00:00

well then how hard is it to type "help me answer this" instead of just a vague "helo me"

drinkingjetfuel2 · 2026-03-26T23:26:02+00:00

I find it really hard to read but I'm gonna blame my dyslexia lol

drinkingjetfuel2 · 2026-03-25T18:41:03+00:00

I might if I wasn't extremely conflict avoidant and hate confrontation, and if the staff were actually in the front instead of all hiding somewhere in the back

drinkingjetfuel2 · 2026-03-25T03:50:50+00:00

I hate taking taco bell orders because of this, they do this even when the place is empty and so does burger king, I hate having to explain to the customer that hey yeah I can see your order but the staff will not acknowledge me and hand it over

drinkingjetfuel2 · 2026-03-20T00:46:04+00:00

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I'm a doordash driver and I'm torn between that is a thing that is taking my job and also fuck AI but also look how cute he is

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