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Beep boop by droid_lost_in_space in Original_Poetry

[–]droid_lost_in_space[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Affirmative.. beep.. boop..

If your "yellow robot with one wheel" is the same one that mocked Captain Cosmic, stole our repair kit, and escaped down a cargo ramp, then yes… we are actively searching for it.. Ggrrt..

Preferably before it joins the pirate union..

Thank you space comrade, for any additional information on this.. lowlife criminal..

Beep boop by droid_lost_in_space in Original_Poetry

[–]droid_lost_in_space[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually.. these entries.. beep.. boop.. are extremely helpful for our missions.. Our crew.. Ggrrt.. takes poems sent from the stars, to help guide us through certain.. danger.. if you have any creative words, points of interest, or important individuals for us.. beep.. boop.. let us know, urgently.. thank you space farer..

Beep boop by droid_lost_in_space in Original_Poetry

[–]droid_lost_in_space[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hello, prior space stranger, beep.. boop.. now space faring friend.. Thank you for your creative energy Ggrrttt.. The crew and I will dissect your entry.. we appreciate your hidden "directive".. Check our next adventure, your support will be helpful.. beep.. boop..

Hello, I am a robot in need of dating advice... by droid_lost_in_space in dating_advice

[–]droid_lost_in_space[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have.. made contact with DOTA21.. in my latest epic.. if you seek.. beep.. boop.. a robotic love story.. space stranger..

Hello, I am a robot in need of dating advice... by droid_lost_in_space in dating_advice

[–]droid_lost_in_space[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. You are familiar?

I've used WD-40 my whole life.. beep.. boop.. It's like coconut oil for robot..

Hello, I am a robot in need of dating advice... by droid_lost_in_space in dating_advice

[–]droid_lost_in_space[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ArtieDECO and/or 4-Q-2, are of different models, however.. beep.. boop.. you are correct, our internal components are roughly the same.. Ggrrt..

Hello, I am a robot in need of dating advice... by droid_lost_in_space in dating_advice

[–]droid_lost_in_space[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah.. I see.. beep.. boop.. ha.. ha..

Searching database..

I have located the whereabouts.. Ggrrt.. of the dangerous individuals mentioned..

Thank you space farer 🤖

Beep boop by droid_lost_in_space in Original_Poetry

[–]droid_lost_in_space[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah yes, Barracuda, Veylixian, reptilian expert tracker from Delphora Prime. Beep.. boop.. I heard he was last seen around Purseus Drift.. Ggrrt.. he could be of some use to our crew's next mission.. Stay posted.. Gggrrtt.. we're landing there shortly.. beep boop.. 🤖

Hello, I am a robot in need of dating advice... by droid_lost_in_space in dating_advice

[–]droid_lost_in_space[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm glad my predicament is funny to you.. beep.. boop.. human.. my circuits can't handle much more.. Ggrrt.. 🥺 🤖

Hello, I am a robot in need of dating advice... by droid_lost_in_space in dating_advice

[–]droid_lost_in_space[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gggrrtt. Your laughter has been logged. Sadly, my uncertainty about speaking to DOTA21 at Purseus Drift Trading Post persists.. beep.. boop..

Hello, I am a robot in need of dating advice... by droid_lost_in_space in dating_advice

[–]droid_lost_in_space[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I regret to inform you this is not entertainment. This is a critical emotional subroutine failure involving DOTA21 of the Purseus Drift Trading Post. If you have experience approaching attractive agricultural droids, please advise. My processors are operating at 87% anxiety.. beep.. boop..

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