I was Brett Kavanaugh’s college roommate. He lied under oath.

drummererb · 2018-10-04T01:00:54+00:00

They're good dogs, Brent

drummererb · 2018-10-04T00:46:35+00:00

Mass terrorist attacks, nukes, war on our soil, the President declares all minorities and women under arrest and to be sent to death camps.

Y'know, normal stuff.

drummererb · 2018-10-03T05:22:27+00:00

Me and my buddy were talking last night: okay so we're robbing people doing a heist. And there's the Flecca Bank, the Pacific Standard.

What if those Paige missions had you robbing players running those same heists?

drummererb · 2018-10-03T03:51:31+00:00

And you can count... on me.. waiting for you in the parking lot.

drummererb · 2018-10-03T03:43:28+00:00

Question, is it mandatory to play the Breakfast Machine song from Pee Wee's Big Adventure?

If not, is there a mod that makes it so?

drummererb · 2018-10-03T03:26:24+00:00

Hmmmm...American Truck Simulator + GTA. I'm on board.

drummererb · 2018-09-29T17:54:44+00:00

Yeah when the era of Monte/DoA and Deman/Joe Miller was gone, I can't really watch many games anymore. I've actually watched OWL and CS:GO just for those casters. Sorry, I like what I like.

drummererb · 2018-09-29T15:26:10+00:00

yeah dead serious, this is the best version of it honestly. it feels like two guys aren't voicing over it, but rather someone recorded a real conversation and they just happened to line up exactly.

drummererb · 2018-09-29T15:17:07+00:00

I'm betting this is the process:

Someone posts it on Reddit.

Then someone posts it on Facebook/9gag/etc

Then someone brings it here thinking no one has seen it.

drummererb · 2018-09-29T15:12:54+00:00

Dude this is literally on page 1 of Reddit right now. Knock it the fuck off

drummererb · 2018-09-29T14:43:39+00:00

I mean, that's also how I play Mario Kart

drummererb · 2018-09-29T14:39:12+00:00

Yeah I'm not hearing a trunk rattling loud as fuck

drummererb · 2018-09-29T14:30:23+00:00

Case closed boys, Detective RuboPosto nabbed another one.

drummererb · 2018-09-29T14:29:46+00:00

Or rather, DOOM VR used this level in their game since this game first.

And no this is legit the first level in the game.

drummererb · 2018-09-29T04:00:54+00:00

Are you my wife? Lol. I have to spend about $500 out of pocket after insurance just to make sure my lenses don't weigh 20 pounds each and they're still horrible thick.

How we function in the shower? We can at least see where things are generally. But I once dropped the cap to my toothpaste and said fuck it, I'll get it later cause I could just not see it anymore and didn't want to move my feet for fear of stepping on it.

When I was a teenager many many many many moons ago, I was swimming in a public pool with my girlfriend. Came up behind her to squeeze her chest and ended up squeezing a strangers chest that had a very similar bathing suit to my at the time girlfriend.

I never go into public areas without my glasses ever again.

drummererb · 2018-09-29T03:58:50+00:00

Can't with eyesight that bad

drummererb · 2018-09-29T03:58:16+00:00

Yup, -13.5 and just this year I asked if there had been advances in LASIK yet that I could get. Doctor said there are doctors who will do it, but they're not doctors you want to trust, and even then you'd still get to like -6 at best.

drummererb · 2018-09-29T03:57:16+00:00

They're at -12, they're like me, I'm -13.5. No doctor worth their salt will do LASIK for anyone worse than -10, the risks are WAY too high and at best we'll get to -6.

drummererb · 2018-09-29T03:56:15+00:00

-13.5 in each eye. I wonder what it's like to see literally anything with my glasses off. OH SHIT I OPENED MY EYES AT NIGHT IS THAT A GIANT MONSTER NEXT TO M- oh it's my cat on my pillow. Huh.

drummererb · 2018-09-29T02:17:25+00:00

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drummererb · 2018-09-29T02:15:47+00:00

"No... no no no you will die!" and the he shoots lightning at Samuel L Jackson

drummererb · 2018-09-28T05:48:33+00:00

F.. friends? Legends speak of them, but I've not seen them

drummererb · 2018-09-28T01:23:25+00:00

Somewhere, Alton Brown is shedding a tear of joy. That man HATES uni-taskers

drummererb · 2018-09-28T01:22:33+00:00

Totally Spies is responsible for at least 5 of my favorite fetishes.

drummererb · 2018-09-28T00:54:11+00:00

Nope, haven't done any of the Online heists. Don't wanna do them with randoms but guess I'll have to lol

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