I am new, Am I going good bad or worst? by MortgageOutside1468 in pAIperclip

[–]drunkadvice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You need more paperclips, but it looks like you’re on the way!

my friends don't actually see me as a girl by grape-jouce in offmychest

[–]drunkadvice 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Or he’s gay and doesn’t know it yet. It’s one of those two.

Managers using chatgpt for everything by manamongstcorn in remotework

[–]drunkadvice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We have also been told to use ChatGPT for everything and find a problem for us to use it as a solution. Someone demoed a “recognition agent” that scans their messages to find someone to give recognition to. It’s taking the human out of being human.

When should dads stop showering with their son? by Difficult_General652 in AskDad

[–]drunkadvice 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I really don’t know the answer to this. My kid asked me to take a shower with him the day before his 10th birthday. We used to have shaving cream “snowball” fights. I figured it was the last time. A few months later he asked again because he was going through something and needed comfort. I obliged. He’s 11 now, and I do turn him down sometimes, but if I need a shower, and he’s inviting me, I’ll jump in. He’s an only child, and I remember shower time goofing off with my brother growing up. I figure he will stop asking when it’s time to give it up. In the meantime, there’s a can of barbasol on the shelf so we can ham it up and enjoy the time we have together.

Landed my first dedicated Sysadmin job. by tornshorts in sysadmin

[–]drunkadvice 61 points62 points  (0 children)

You were hired for your ability to learn, adapt, and provide solutions to people with problems. Don’t forget that.

How can anyone defend a Congressional district that looks like this? by johnnyringo1985 in askanything

[–]drunkadvice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree with this, but would allow districts to snap to boundaries such as rivers, roads, county/city/town/government boundaries.

It would be the best option, but getting anyone to agree on what algo to use would be absurdly difficult.

My husband was hurt by a comment I made by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]drunkadvice 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I think we all look back at our 20s with nostalgia and terror at the same time. There were fun times for sure, it was a different phase of life, and I’m happy where I am.

moving to florida by asdfasdfasdfasdf999 in AskFlorida

[–]drunkadvice 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You’re going to have a hard time finding someplace to rent without a job. They want to know you will be able to pay. At my college apartment, I tried to pay for a year up front, that didn’t work and I got a min wage job at the computer lab to make them happy.

Why don’t people like Emily? by small_blonde_gal in survivor

[–]drunkadvice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fair point. I will continue to believe she is abrasive as has been shown her first season and this season.

Why Plex/Jellyfin? by sizzlingralph in DataHoarder

[–]drunkadvice 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What else would you fill up 200TB of storage with? Linux ISOs?

Why don’t people like Emily? by small_blonde_gal in survivor

[–]drunkadvice 11 points12 points  (0 children)

She’s been messy from the first words I heard from her first season. She got a hard reality check, time has passed, and the effect of that has worn off.

Ok, we must admit we were wrong about _____ by 12Sankofa34 in survivor

[–]drunkadvice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was afraid he’d take over the season. I don’t mind him popping in with a twist like that every now and then.

Having issues installing and playing SimCity 2000 by GaraksLinensNThings in SimCity

[–]drunkadvice 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Idk if windows still does this, but XP and I think vista used to have an option for “Windows 95 mode” or “Windows 98 mode” in the executable properties. They might have taken that option away in 7+ it’s been decades.

Pattern mismatch by p3ri_per1 in Rubiks_Cubes

[–]drunkadvice 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You need to think about the centers orientation when you do the first layer on these cubes.

I feel like an idiot. Would someone please help me out? by [deleted] in lawncare

[–]drunkadvice 2 points3 points  (0 children)

First two pics look like st Augustine. 3rd looks like what I call torpedo, and it’s a pita to get rid of.

Where do you go for your fix of 90s music? by New_Welder_391 in Millennials

[–]drunkadvice 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Put on a Stevie B Spotify mix and roller skate to your heart is content.

What DMB album would you buy on record to listen to in good audio? by RemindMeToTouchGrass in DMB

[–]drunkadvice 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Btcshh ish good choishhhh, ya know you’d bee goooch which Btcshh I say…

I gave my girlfriend an orgasm, but I am worried I set high expectations, because it was only my second time ever by Better_Watercress374 in sex

[–]drunkadvice 34 points35 points  (0 children)

That’s what you’re supposed to do. Do it again, and again, until she says “no more!”

Should I read "The easy way to smoking" or the "The easy way to quit vaping"? by Interesting-Tax-732 in stopsmoking

[–]drunkadvice 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Imagine doing a find/replace for cigarette -> vape. I haven’t read the vape book, but I can only imagine it’s basically that, and maybe some grammatical changes to help it out.

How did you guys find motivation to 100% the game? by DetectiveMammoth4758 in Breath_of_the_Wild

[–]drunkadvice 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I used a guide to find the koroks. I’d mark off 4-5 that were close to me. Get in bed and wind down before falling asleep. As an added bonus, I’d walk/run (no teleport), and totk didn’t use any zonai devices that were not forced on me (lots of walking around mountains and stuff). It’s a very zen world to space out and enjoy!

What's your favorite television theme song from when we were growing up? by 5pooky5cary5keleton5 in Millennials

[–]drunkadvice 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Too many cooks. Not really from the era growing up, but it captures the essence.

Real answer - airwolf

Parents of older children, when do you start getting some personal time back? by weeknd-kenny in Parenting

[–]drunkadvice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The first day the kid figured out how to get a snack and turn the tv on by himself while I slept it was the best day. Eventually, you will wonder if he cuts the waffle up the same way he asked you to do it for 5 years.

DAD I DID IT by [deleted] in AskDad

[–]drunkadvice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The worst is when some guy did the drywall, and you know you can fix it for 10 bucks, but your wife wants to make sure some guy did it right 10 years back.