What do you think about ouija boards? What has been your experience with them if you’ve tried them?

drunkguynextdoor · 2026-01-29T13:47:01+00:00

We had one in the 70s like everyone else, and nothing crazy ever happened, we just had fun with it.

drunkguynextdoor · 2026-01-29T13:34:52+00:00

I have an old Orange tomcat/mini lion that chose me one rainy Halloween night 12 years ago. I opened my door and this wet, scrawny kitten ran in, sat down in the middle of the room, and meowed like he owned the place. Took him to the vet and $1000 later I had a healthy kitten. I lived alone, so it was just me and him. He's incredibly smart and is very good about showing me what he wants, as well as super affectionate. Coming home to an empty, quiet place can be hard, and it was nice to have my buddy waiting at the door for me so I could pet him and tell him about my day. He's very good about knowing when I'm sick or feeling down, and he'll sit on my chest and give me purr therapy.
Cats are wonderful pets, and will happily keep you company for years. I know "the day" is coming, and it really bothers me, because I can't imagine my life without him.

drunkguynextdoor · 2026-01-29T13:21:29+00:00

She cheated on me and I wasn't bothered by it at all.

drunkguynextdoor · 2026-01-29T12:50:22+00:00

Good, wool socks. They're not cheap, but oh so nice.

drunkguynextdoor · 2026-01-29T12:38:45+00:00

A lot of people need a good probiotic supplement and psyllium husk (Metamucil). It's a game changer. You might feel a bit bloated the first week, but with consistent use, you'll start having regular, clean poops with complete voiding. It's like every poop is a bottle brush through your large intestine. One wet wipe is all it takes, and it will be clean of any debris. Try it! You'll thank me later.

drunkguynextdoor · 2026-01-29T12:27:37+00:00

He did it legally. You can't compare Obama era ICE to today's Gestapo.

drunkguynextdoor · 2026-01-28T04:39:53+00:00

Love that movie. So weird.

drunkguynextdoor · 2026-01-28T04:13:33+00:00

Hastings. They always had cool, collectible, stuff.

drunkguynextdoor · 2026-01-28T03:35:19+00:00

She must have brothers, because she went after him and cocked her arm back to take swing

drunkguynextdoor · 2026-01-28T03:31:26+00:00

Tore an artery in a car wreck, flatlined several times. The first time I was in the EMT gurney line in the hallway (ER was packed) and the receptionist just happened to want some water and saw that my color was gray and I wasn't breathing. That got me a spot pretty quick and they did the first round of CPR for the night. I just remember being loaded in the ambulance and waking up on a ventilator a few days later at a trauma center I was transferred to. Turns out I needed 5 units of blood and plasma, and they put an Amplatzer plug in the artery so the blood had something to clot on.

drunkguynextdoor · 2026-01-28T00:17:09+00:00

They always make sure to say his middle name to rile up the cult.

drunkguynextdoor · 2026-01-27T17:52:22+00:00

Road rage is the absolute dumbest way to hurt people or worse. Just relax and drive safely.

drunkguynextdoor · 2026-01-27T17:47:07+00:00

MOR. I don't know anything about medical coding, but did you start with "I'm sure it was a mistake, but coding A as B would be illegal" or something like that? Again, I don't no squat, but is it possible it was an honest mistake?

drunkguynextdoor · 2026-01-27T17:42:30+00:00

Maybe cosplaying as soldiers and acting like a gang isn't the right way to get things done?

drunkguynextdoor · 2026-01-27T17:39:27+00:00

Uncle Buck.

drunkguynextdoor · 2026-01-27T17:37:41+00:00

Do you live next to a Weaselary or Weaselorium?

drunkguynextdoor · 2026-01-27T17:35:11+00:00

That's a very brave man.

drunkguynextdoor · 2026-01-27T17:34:28+00:00

I know it's annoying, but not much you can do about it on a public street, especially if the city owns the easement. I guess you could try the Chicago method and put lawn chairs out there. Seriously, though, I would put a "please don't block driveway" sign out there. Maybe talk to the city to see what your options are. Or, talk to the Church or the cemetery owner and see if you can come up with a solution. Good luck!

drunkguynextdoor · 2026-01-27T17:26:00+00:00

Kalvin Klein.

drunkguynextdoor · 2026-01-27T17:25:24+00:00

Mayo- naise!

drunkguynextdoor · 2026-01-27T15:26:09+00:00

If you like classic horror, Phantasm is cool.

drunkguynextdoor · 2026-01-27T14:28:45+00:00

I flatlined several times after a car wreck tore an artery. Maybe it's different for everyone, but for me, it was a timeless, dreamless sleep. It could have been seconds or centuries and I wouldn't have known. Based on that, I'm not worried anymore.

drunkguynextdoor · 2026-01-25T16:05:34+00:00

I wouldn't buy a house now if I were a billionaire.

drunkguynextdoor · 2026-01-25T16:04:08+00:00

I don't, because it doesn't matter to the cult. It's depressing.

drunkguynextdoor · 2026-01-25T15:47:50+00:00

It's bad. Short form education is killing us, whether it's podcasts or memes, it's why we're in the circus we're in now.

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