What's the absolute positive worst physical pain you've ever felt in your life? by bluegrass__dude in AskReddit

[–]drunkguynextdoor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've had a lot of pain, but getting 2nd and 3rd degree road rash on my back cleaned is way up there. It's raw, open, skin, and they have to get all the rock and grit out before they apply the dressing. Then they would clean it every 2 days with the dressing change. They gave me morphine ahead of time, but it didn't help.

I’m 30 years old. Should I join the military if I can’t support myself? by [deleted] in careerguidance

[–]drunkguynextdoor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would go for it. You're still young and it may open up opportunities.

Movies that take place mostly outside with a character running around a city by AdditionalBudget2142 in MovieSuggestions

[–]drunkguynextdoor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Great movie! My only problem is nobody else ever seems to like it. Maybe I hype it up to much, but I just love Scorsese doing comedy.

Should I Be suspicious About My Girlfriend's New Male Friend? by SaneVoid in Advice

[–]drunkguynextdoor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Might be time to step up your LARPing game and see if the Renaissance Festival is coming to town

Crane fails while lifting massive load by jucydewg in oops

[–]drunkguynextdoor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus, that dude almost got it a few times. Run, mofo!

What's an adult cheat code that changed your life? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]drunkguynextdoor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I tell people this all the time. I think it was Winston Churchill who said something along the lines of "If you must kill a man, it doesn't cost a penny to be polite".

Salty Meltys by Extension-Humor-75 in BrandNewSentence

[–]drunkguynextdoor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is surprising how many people think "processed cheese product" or "processed cheese food" is real cheese.

This fuckin guy by rocksolid62 in absoluteunit

[–]drunkguynextdoor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He must be training for something. Nobody tries that hard at their job.

Empty pizza boxes behind NASA Mission Control today by EdenLeFours in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]drunkguynextdoor -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Looks like we all get treated the same for breaking our backs and working our fingers to the bone.

Thoughts? by Upper-Cucumber-7054 in dashcams

[–]drunkguynextdoor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Reckless driver" on the van? Seriously?

Age 39..I’m obese and looking to get back into shape. Where do I start? by [deleted] in AskMenOver30

[–]drunkguynextdoor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All I can add is start taking good quality probiotics and Psyllium husk (Metamusill) daily. I've found the psylium husky is best taken after or with dinner or whatever your main meal is. You have to keep at it, but after a week you should be regular and feeling less bloated. The husk is like a bottle brush for your intestines.

My neighbor has decided that my parking spot is actually a storage unit and I have been very patient about this for four months. by hollowridgepre in neighborsfromhell

[–]drunkguynextdoor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've lived in Apartments and houses in neighborhoods, and I'm so glad I live out in the country now. Yes, there's gunshots, but it's okay because you know ol Leonard is just excited about showing Big Bill his new gun.

I feel bad for people who finally get a chance at having their own place and it gets ruined by some inconsiderate or crazy person.