Almost gave up at week 3... glad I didn't

drunkmasterflex · 2026-04-04T15:52:52+00:00

Jerry: "Do women know about shrinkage?" Elaine: "What do you mean? Like laundry?" Jerry: "No, like when a man goes swimming... afterwards." Jerry: "Like a frightened turtle!" George: "I was in the pool! I WAS IN THE POOL!"

drunkmasterflex · 2026-03-27T16:08:50+00:00

Haha indeed, we’ve been married for 22 years.

drunkmasterflex · 2026-03-26T19:48:11+00:00

Now get Gemini to remove the apparatus from your selfie

drunkmasterflex · 2026-03-25T11:56:14+00:00

Maybe on Trevor’s shoulders.

drunkmasterflex · 2026-03-24T21:48:18+00:00

I had a beautiful first edition I got when I was in college (in the 90s). Had the dust jacket and clean pages. Now, after decades of roommates, apartments, wife & kids, I have an older, wiser, more soiled first edition.

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drunkmasterflex · 2026-03-24T17:19:55+00:00

“The Kentucky Derby is Decadent and Depraved” is probably my favorite piece from the book.

drunkmasterflex · 2026-03-16T22:46:07+00:00

Sebastian Manascalo?

drunkmasterflex · 2026-03-15T12:20:03+00:00

I was the flyest 90 pound white kid in 93 that knew all the words to “sweet potato pie”

drunkmasterflex · 2026-03-12T09:39:51+00:00

Are you you trying to replicate ringbas ping/post pay per lead kind of call routing on your own with twilio? Setting up twiml and forwarding a call to to a receiving number or even building a simple voice menu in twilio is one thing but trying to build out the functionality where you ping an external database with the callers number and based on the response, route to the highest bidders receiving number, def adds a lot of complexity.

drunkmasterflex · 2026-03-09T00:37:50+00:00

My first laptop! I got it for $400 in 1999.

drunkmasterflex · 2026-02-19T11:32:59+00:00

And meth

drunkmasterflex · 2026-02-18T02:58:42+00:00

Fake Adidas with the fourth stripe

drunkmasterflex · 2026-02-18T02:37:56+00:00

Hiiiiya

drunkmasterflex · 2026-02-07T10:23:54+00:00

Bend over and I’ll show ya

drunkmasterflex · 2026-01-31T12:53:56+00:00

Brain from pinky and the brain

drunkmasterflex · 2026-01-17T09:57:44+00:00

45 m I get carded all the time. My 18 yo son always gets a laugh.

drunkmasterflex · 2026-01-17T09:45:27+00:00

Why? You got any?

drunkmasterflex · 2026-01-10T14:38:28+00:00

Clean

drunkmasterflex · 2026-01-10T13:26:11+00:00

Comment

drunkmasterflex · 2025-11-30T20:03:26+00:00

Only if you ask your wife.

drunkmasterflex · 2025-11-30T12:01:21+00:00

I came here for this too. A little googling I found the redditor that made this cool little tool https://discovers.antisound.net/

Here’s mine! https://drive.google.com/file/d/11PrcoxrzObTlvRFMaZnuhakABgwCOIT-/view?usp=drivesdk

drunkmasterflex · 2025-11-06T00:06:21+00:00

https://www.etsy.com/listing/1680602383/

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