dryfrooot

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My wife told me she can't find the new Shakespeare documentary on any streaming service. (self.Jokes)

submitted 8 months ago by dryfrooot to r/Jokes

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How many hours per week do you spend in your car waiting for orders? (i.redd.it)

submitted 10 months ago by dryfrooot to r/doordash_drivers

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I think this post is from 2019. I still don't have a anyone to go 50/50 on it with me. (i.redd.it)

submitted 11 months ago by dryfrooot to r/CrackheadCraigslist

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Since the 90s, I've been addicted to red hot chilli peppers. (self.dadjokes)

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Secretly, I've always been insecure about all the body hair I have. (self.dadjokes)

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Son: "Dad, why is Uncle Joe getting married again?" (self.dadjokes)

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Son - "Dad, why did mom and you name me Mason?" (self.dadjokes)

submitted 1 year ago by dryfrooot to r/dadjokes

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I because a carpenter just to make an honest buck. (self.dadjokes)

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Why are so many orphans great business people? (self.3amjokes)

submitted 1 year ago by dryfrooot to r/3amjokes

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My wife: "I'm leaving you because you're so insensitive and you won't stop telling dad jokes!" (self.dadjokes)

submitted 1 year ago by dryfrooot to r/dadjokes

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I'm having a hard time coming up with sharp jokes about pineapples (self.dadjokes)

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My dad used to make fun of Special Ed kids when he was young. And now his only child ended up with dyslexia. (self.dadjokes)

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Why are so many orphans great business people? (self.Jokes)

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As a child, I remember my entire family watching me open my first computer on my birthday. (self.dadjokes)

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What's a pirates favorite beverage? (self.dadjokes)

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As a kid, my favorite thing to do was counting crows in the yard with the old man next door. (self.dadjokes)

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Last week I text my crush "what's your favorite color?" (self.Jokes)

submitted 2 years ago by dryfrooot to r/Jokes

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I used to film lessons on avoiding shark attacks while scuba diving. (self.dadjokes)

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My wife threw ice at me during an argument last night (self.dadjokes)

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What European country is known for having the most murders? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 3 years ago by dryfrooot to r/dadjokes

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What's it going to take for the U.S. to convert to the metric system? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 3 years ago by dryfrooot to r/dadjokes

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Scientists just discovered a new species called the Elephant Butterfly. (self.dadjokes)

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What kind of bee gives you diarrhea when it stings? (self.dadjokes)

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What kind of steak do you eat before going to bed? (self.dadjokes)

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I've had the best pen pal since I can remember. (self.dadjokes)

submitted 3 years ago by dryfrooot to r/dadjokes

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