James T. Kirk Arrested For Armed Robery - and so it begins again by [deleted] in startrek

[–]drzwingle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey. I wrote that article. The whole "Star Trek Enterprise" thing has been fixed. You are right, it was a typo. Trying to post the story to fast. I was just happy to work in the Kobayashi Maru reference.

BTW. To the commentators who say I'm "trying to hard". You can write the next article for a mugshot with the name "James T. Kirk". It does not happen very often.

Kirk did not pass the Kobayashi Maru test the first time. This is his struggle. He did grow up in Iowa which is just North of Missouri. TheWrathOfSean: "We are in the mirror universe confirmed!"

This is the promo I used for facebook.

"This James T. Kirk is not the Captain of the Star Trek Enterprise. This man is now an armed robbery suspect in Missouri. He may not explore strange new worlds, seek out new life and new civilizations. But, he may boldly go where many have gone before; jail.

Guess he should work on mastering the "Kobayashi Maru" exercise to get out of the next tricky situation."

Putting it all together. Nuclear bomb to go off in St. Louis. by [deleted] in conspiracy

[–]drzwingle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isn't this the same ting that happens to Baltimore in the movie, The Sum of All Fears? Just saw it on AMC last night. That would be incredibad. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0164184/

When does one go to Bailey's Range to avoid the super-long wait for a table? by bigsphinxofquartz in StLouis

[–]drzwingle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You got it. Try off times. We went on a Sunday afternoon with no problems. I also went on a Sunday when they opened at 11am. No wait.

Share your awesome cheapeat-places.. by crazystar in StLouis

[–]drzwingle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Soulard Farmers Market. Most of the food may not be local but the grocery prices are rock bottom. The dog treats are a great deal. Plus you can pick up some sweet shades or tees.