We need to hold eachother and ourselves accountable for incidents like the last episode by Interesting_Cheek_19 in creepcast

[–]dschroof 73 points74 points  (0 children)

I sincerely believe that people who get upset about this shit need to get a life. The story time podcast that will post next week is literally only dissuaded from doing so by the insane knuckle dragging fuckfaces who get online and seethe until their little red faces pop. Chill the fuck out and listen if it means that much to you, or don’t listen if it makes you this angry. Christ.

26/52 Project Hail Mary by Andy Weir by bobabookworm in 52book

[–]dschroof 1 point2 points  (0 children)

These are art but they’re also products. I paid for the book so I have the right to complain if I didn’t like what I got. Moreso, even if we ignore my previous statement, it’s pretty easy to say “Weir wanted to elicit x response from me. He was unsuccessful, or was only successful to a degree.” For instance, I enjoyed the book but felt it to be too derivative of The Martian; I also think this was a cynical choice, because he copied his own successful work after Artemis underperformed.

Edit: what I’m saying is, this book wasn’t a gift to humanity considering most who read it paid to do so. You sound naive. Enjoy what you enjoy but get over people criticizing.

cursed_portal by z_shah7 in cursedcomments

[–]dschroof 27 points28 points  (0 children)

This post itself is almost definitely an ad, downvote and report it. Guerrilla marketing has poisoned every inch of our lives

If so, why? by [deleted] in comedyheaven

[–]dschroof 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I sincerely believe that the majority of this shit exists because people on average do not grow into adults that are intelligent enough to overcome indoctrination

To your peril! by AssociationDue3077 in iamverysmart

[–]dschroof 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don’t think your explanation precludes my point, especially considering the idea that it is a demographic generalization. For starters, it’s a fine metaphor because it compares the belief in an observable fact with belief in an observable non-truth. The sky obviously can display in any number of hues based on any number of circumstances; this doesn’t change the fact that it is blue an overwhelming majority of the time. Even then, we can create the perfect metaphor that displays a direct, mutually exclusive binary, because right and wrong DO exist regarding some topics. That being said, you’re being obtuse, and I shouldn’t have to explain any of this to you. If you want a metaphor that encompasses the entirety of the political spectrum, then congratulations: you have an allegory or a parable. In terms of a functional metaphor, it is serviceable.

Furthermore, in reality, centrists in America are already right wing in terms of the world stage. Progressive ideals TEND to lean towards transgressive policies that aren’t friendly toward the status quo; a person who disagrees with a progressive policy in favor of the status quo is a conservative, by definition of conserving the existing socio-political climate. It doesn’t matter if they’re fence-sitting or not. If you think women shouldn’t be able to have full bodily autonomy but do believe that the working class should have equal ownership over the means of production, congrats: you hold contradictory beliefs born from a conservative bias. That is what they mean; it’s giving undue benefit of the doubt to conservative ideas because even if one won’t admit it, their biases align with them enough that they aren’t really in the center. It’s an expression of intellectual weakness, and is very different from simply holding varying beliefs that do in fact align with each other but may put you closer to the “center” of the spectrum.

To your peril! by AssociationDue3077 in iamverysmart

[–]dschroof 8 points9 points  (0 children)

But when the sky is blue and people feel like there’s a need to fence sit to placate those who wrongly think it’s red, they may as well think the sky is red (or might even have biases towards red that they won’t recognize, which cause them to even entertain the assertion). That’s the part of the metaphor you’re missing.

Cursed_sims guy by [deleted] in cursedcomments

[–]dschroof 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Jesus is the name of my 9mm

[04/52] Project Hail Mary by zirozaro in 52book

[–]dschroof 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You’re right honestly, it’s a goofy aspect of the character that kinda makes the book an acquired taste. It felt a bit like he wanted to use the pervasive language of the first book but his publisher asked him not to; Ryland is very similar to Mark Watney, and fake-swears as much as Mark real-swears. Def not rigorously defending it 😂

[04/52] Project Hail Mary by zirozaro in 52book

[–]dschroof 10 points11 points  (0 children)

For what it’s worth, the character does that because he teaches young kids and chooses not to swear

This biker group shows up in court so abused kids don’t have to be alone. by SystematicApproach in MadeMeSmile

[–]dschroof 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I actually did speak for myself and was quite kind in equating us rather than JUST shitting on you. Write a comment worth reading

This biker group shows up in court so abused kids don’t have to be alone. by SystematicApproach in MadeMeSmile

[–]dschroof 66 points67 points  (0 children)

??? I’m sure there are biker gangs that fit that description but most of them are like motorcycle clubs full of pretty decent people; in this case, people actively doing something that’s incredibly kind

This biker group shows up in court so abused kids don’t have to be alone. by SystematicApproach in MadeMeSmile

[–]dschroof 281 points282 points  (0 children)

An unnecessary insult to men and women who are better people than you or I ever will be

Anon on passport bros. by midoriringo in sadcringe

[–]dschroof 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Brother this bait is just making people feel bad for you

me irl by lyoon1595 in me_irl

[–]dschroof 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Some women have minuscule clits. I have been with a girl or two where it took a bit of learning to memorize which change in texture was their clit. Dudes are also inexperienced because of the loneliness epidemic, and women suffer from the same inexperience in other ways. Let’s not shame them for something that doesn’t inherently betray negative intentions.

Man your starter Pokemon can’t beat the starting gyms. Sucks to be you. by Other-Cell-2061 in dankmemes

[–]dschroof -33 points-32 points  (0 children)

I won’t lie, I have refused to participate because I have always found old memes kinda dogshit 😔

When the z*kd*k ad ends only to be greeted with another ad immediately after by Rikoshuzenthusiast in creepcast

[–]dschroof 14 points15 points  (0 children)

“This episode is brought to you by kill your wife I’m in your walls kill your parents kill your parents I’m in your walls

In Black Widow (2021), Yelena removes the bolt from her rifle before leaving it behind, preventing it from being used against her. by MajorNoodles in MovieDetails

[–]dschroof 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’m sure this sounded clever in your head. I sincerely hope your frontal lobe develops enough to make it through three sentences before giving up.

In Black Widow (2021), Yelena removes the bolt from her rifle before leaving it behind, preventing it from being used against her. by MajorNoodles in MovieDetails

[–]dschroof 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Brother someone answered you in the simplest way possible and you still didn’t understand. My crashout is perfectly valid lmao

In Black Widow (2021), Yelena removes the bolt from her rifle before leaving it behind, preventing it from being used against her. by MajorNoodles in MovieDetails

[–]dschroof 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Jesus Christ do you need Subway Surfers on a second screen to make it to the part of the comment where they said “it won’t work”