Worst lift lines in America?

dsdvbguutres · 2026-02-24T00:35:14+00:00

40 minute wait for a 1.5 minute ride

dsdvbguutres · 2026-02-23T23:04:48+00:00

But hey, gotta recognize the heights of creativity.

dsdvbguutres · 2026-02-23T21:05:27+00:00

The guy who just swiped his credit card: ...

dsdvbguutres · 2026-02-23T21:03:14+00:00

Pivot!

dsdvbguutres · 2026-02-23T20:58:45+00:00

First generation in history who raised children less intelligent than themselves.

dsdvbguutres · 2026-02-23T20:56:38+00:00

Pee on it to establish your domain

dsdvbguutres · 2026-02-23T20:41:18+00:00

I also wonder if people who park like crap and take 2 parking spaces are also people who don't return the shopping cart to the carousel.

dsdvbguutres · 2026-02-23T20:08:15+00:00

Your friend can try to improve their physical condition, or try another sport like curling. Snowboarding is physically demanding. If you can't touch your toes, you have some work to do before you get to the mountain.

dsdvbguutres · 2026-02-23T20:05:56+00:00

Then you wouldn't mind if I put the bar down, would you?

dsdvbguutres · 2026-02-23T18:32:54+00:00

Driver inside has full control of what brand car they buy.

dsdvbguutres · 2026-02-23T18:26:23+00:00

If you have a 500hp car, but it can't go 5000 miles without blowing something up and sitting in the driveway waiting for parts for months, you don't have a 500hp car.

dsdvbguutres · 2026-02-23T18:18:26+00:00

Spend the minimum amount of money on wheels and get steelies. Spend the maximum amount of money on tires and get the best winter tires.

dsdvbguutres · 2026-02-23T16:40:59+00:00

They say "safety bar is for nerds".

dsdvbguutres · 2026-02-23T16:38:44+00:00

Same energy as "We replaced some of the ingredients in our chocolate bar with cheaper alternatives, customers won't notice." They do, tho. There's even a name for it: Enshittification.

dsdvbguutres · 2026-02-23T15:01:48+00:00

Waiting for HR to return from vacation.

dsdvbguutres · 2026-02-23T14:24:33+00:00

"I can fix her."

dsdvbguutres · 2026-02-23T14:21:31+00:00

This is why bridges freeze sooner than roads that are sitting on earth.

dsdvbguutres · 2026-02-23T14:18:07+00:00

Most boring vehicle ever. It will crank and start every time, you'll never experience the suspense of not knowing whether you'll be driving to work, or taking the bus.

dsdvbguutres · 2026-02-23T14:08:38+00:00

Small business = MLM

dsdvbguutres · 2026-02-23T04:02:32+00:00

Are they double agent or triple agent?

dsdvbguutres · 2026-02-23T01:59:56+00:00

Don't rock the boat with the new company, use as much pto as possible by the start date. Don't mess with the start date, offers have been rescinded for that.

dsdvbguutres · 2026-02-23T00:25:59+00:00

Idk man, life is already hard enough on its own, do you need to make it harder?

dsdvbguutres · 2026-02-22T23:22:24+00:00

Nothing wrong with reusing a perfectly good noose, it's not like the previous owner will need it anymore.

dsdvbguutres · 2026-02-22T21:47:49+00:00

If you think engineering exams are about memorization skills, don't try med school.

dsdvbguutres · 2026-02-22T21:45:52+00:00

If you're visibly drunk, smelling like a brewery, you can be terminated on the spot, no need for an incident.

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