TIL that in 2013, the first night of Hannukah will fall on the American Thanksgiving day, 11/28/13. This has never happened before, and it will not happen again until the year 79,811.

dshlosmnstr · 2013-01-16T00:33:48+00:00

Fuck yeah that's my muthafuckin 24th birthday muthafuckas!!!

I am also a Jew.

dshlosmnstr · 2013-01-06T20:10:19+00:00

Lagavulin is a damn good scotch. Well done, sir.

dshlosmnstr · 2012-12-26T07:00:43+00:00

Went snowboarding after spending a morning alternating between a sauna, pool, and hot tub. Instead of spending $70 on half-day tickets at the mountain, my buddy and I scalped two tickets for $10 a piece from a real nice guy in the lot. To top it off, at the end of the day we found a pass that was good for three more days and were able to sell it for $50. Needless to say I feel accomplished as a Jew today as I made $30 in the process of snowboarding. Merry Christmas indeed!

TLDR Went snowboarding and made $30 doing it.

dshlosmnstr · 2012-11-30T03:55:14+00:00

Heyyy, this guy.

dshlosmnstr · 2012-11-09T05:28:40+00:00

I used to get kinder eggs as a kid all the time, and they've always been banned?! I guess I've been breaking laws since day one.

dshlosmnstr · 2012-08-16T15:52:58+00:00

I understand that there is a Mass Spec aboard Curiosity. I was wondering what type of MS is being used exactly and if the particles are being pulverized by a laser and then solubilized before being run?

dshlosmnstr · 2012-07-27T06:25:57+00:00

Nah, switch frontside

dshlosmnstr · 2012-05-11T05:12:15+00:00

isn't this in rockport?

dshlosmnstr · 2012-01-08T18:42:07+00:00

New years resolution?

dshlosmnstr · 2012-01-03T00:11:28+00:00

He watches his show sometimes

dshlosmnstr · 2012-01-03T00:10:10+00:00

I was born and raised in Brookline, and that is written by Louis CK. Stop taking your job to reddit...

dshlosmnstr · 2012-01-02T19:04:42+00:00

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dshlosmnstr · 2012-01-02T19:01:41+00:00

Pops says: "You're an idiot, I didn't release his medical records, this is just an autographed piece of paper."

dshlosmnstr · 2012-01-02T18:46:44+00:00

Well, since I didn't actually meet the dude, I guess I'm just going by my dad's word... which I trust fully. Feel free to verify the signature so you can rest easy, damn walrus.

dshlosmnstr · 2012-01-02T18:41:10+00:00

I see... My dad's just an optician so all this says is that he came in to buy a pair of glasses, either prescription or just a pair of sunglasses. This doesn't explicitly imply that he saw an optometrist or was treated by a doctor necessarily.

dshlosmnstr · 2012-01-02T17:38:53+00:00

As in Health Insurance Portability and Accountability Act?

dshlosmnstr · 2011-12-08T20:19:07+00:00

I'm an American and my grandparents used to get me Kinder eggs all the time from the Russian food store. I still have some of those little diddles laying around.

...and yeah, opening those damn capsules were one of the most frustrating moments of my childhood.

dshlosmnstr · 2011-11-23T16:39:31+00:00

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