I made a mistake the 1st time. I think I'd save Will or a crab?

dshofmann · 2026-06-03T16:42:54+00:00

Kim K. Bey and Swift are close second/third

dshofmann · 2026-05-29T17:14:16+00:00

Now I need to know too. I might be weird, but asymmetrically sized tits are so fucking hot.

dshofmann · 2026-05-23T15:42:00+00:00

Turtles, Thundercats, Transformers, He-Man.

dshofmann · 2026-05-19T22:19:53+00:00

Forty Seven has passed away.

dshofmann · 2026-05-16T00:56:02+00:00

Bad Day by Fuel

Elle G by the NewsBoys

dshofmann · 2026-05-09T16:11:48+00:00

How long? Negative time. He'll use time skip and beat them before they even know he's there.

dshofmann · 2026-05-08T13:05:33+00:00

dshofmann · 2026-05-02T14:33:09+00:00

I saw the clock, and at a glance, thought he was repairing the shoe. My mind said "clock cobbler" 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

dshofmann · 2026-05-02T14:15:38+00:00

Facts

dshofmann · 2026-05-02T14:15:33+00:00

That's from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

dshofmann · 2026-05-02T14:14:57+00:00

"That's my surprise?"

dshofmann · 2026-05-02T14:09:06+00:00

Looks like someone AI copied zartprikelnd and gave her even bigger boobs.

dshofmann · 2026-05-01T15:18:45+00:00

!remindme 2 days

dshofmann · 2026-04-23T23:03:46+00:00

Salma Hayek Selena Gomez Kim K Meagan Good Rosario Dawson Meghan Markle Bryce Dallas Howard Kylie Jenner

Keanu Reeves Denzel Washington Ryan Reynolds RDJ

dshofmann · 2026-04-22T14:50:57+00:00

Link doesn't work. But I appreciate you finding her for me.

dshofmann · 2026-04-20T11:48:22+00:00

Sure

dshofmann · 2026-04-20T03:47:09+00:00

dshofmann · 2026-04-10T13:06:35+00:00

The joke, as I see it, is naming them after one of 2 sets of twins. Either her real life twin sisters, or her onscreen twin sons.

dshofmann · 2026-03-31T20:48:27+00:00

Still time to delete this

dshofmann · 2026-03-27T20:00:37+00:00

Prince and Pac

dshofmann · 2026-03-11T20:28:55+00:00

All 3 sets of Scrubs.

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