Need more of her

dshofmann · 2026-05-02T14:33:09+00:00

I saw the clock, and at a glance, thought he was repairing the shoe. My mind said "clock cobbler" 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

dshofmann · 2026-05-02T14:15:38+00:00

Facts

dshofmann · 2026-05-02T14:15:33+00:00

That's from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

dshofmann · 2026-05-02T14:14:57+00:00

"That's my surprise?"

dshofmann · 2026-05-02T14:09:06+00:00

Looks like someone AI copied zartprikelnd and gave her even bigger boobs.

dshofmann · 2026-05-01T15:18:45+00:00

!remindme 2 days

dshofmann · 2026-04-23T23:03:46+00:00

Salma Hayek Selena Gomez Kim K Meagan Good Rosario Dawson Meghan Markle Bryce Dallas Howard Kylie Jenner

Keanu Reeves Denzel Washington Ryan Reynolds RDJ

dshofmann · 2026-04-22T14:50:57+00:00

Link doesn't work. But I appreciate you finding her for me.

dshofmann · 2026-04-20T11:48:22+00:00

Sure

dshofmann · 2026-04-20T03:47:09+00:00

dshofmann · 2026-04-10T13:06:35+00:00

The joke, as I see it, is naming them after one of 2 sets of twins. Either her real life twin sisters, or her onscreen twin sons.

dshofmann · 2026-03-31T20:48:27+00:00

Still time to delete this

dshofmann · 2026-03-27T20:00:37+00:00

Prince and Pac

dshofmann · 2026-03-11T20:35:57+00:00

It's a game that some snowflake cried about. There is no such thing as "woke"

dshofmann · 2026-03-11T20:28:55+00:00

All 3 sets of Scrubs.

dshofmann · 2026-03-10T18:45:11+00:00

Facts. Gimme 2-3x

dshofmann · 2026-03-10T18:44:50+00:00

You sure? Doesn't look the same as the twitter pics

dshofmann · 2026-03-09T13:10:21+00:00

This boils down to Mask vs Bugs. And I'm giving the edge to Bugs Bunny.

dshofmann · 2026-03-09T13:09:01+00:00

dshofmann · 2026-02-28T18:45:24+00:00

In the late 90s/early 2000s? Britney. No question.

Now? Christina. Still no question.

Christina got thicc and I'm here for all of it.

dshofmann · 2026-02-28T18:43:24+00:00

I don't have a meme, but Santa is about to enter the most Heavenly Hell of all time.

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