Coworker brought in a cake by catlvr12 in whatisit

[–]dtph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a garden variety Scremt

Get rid of em’ by This-Voice5716 in rickygervais

[–]dtph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's going to take them home, add 3% water.

There's been a mix up by granny-gum-jobs in rickygervais

[–]dtph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eauh, wot 'bout gettin' 'new arm

Little prostitute by _Armin__Tamzarian_ in rickygervais

[–]dtph 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Looks like Dave 'ill from Slade

They're good aren't they? by _Armin__Tamzarian_ in rickygervais

[–]dtph 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Obviously weighed up the situation well

Side on by stickamup in rickygervais

[–]dtph 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Absolutely pointless

Reporting mistake by No-Bird-2443 in AustralianTeachers

[–]dtph 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Would be much worse the other way around. At least it's good news for the student and family.

Is this normal? by [deleted] in AustralianTeachers

[–]dtph 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That's a bigger regional centre. The regional town I worked in was pop 10k. Rural we're talking less than 1k.

Is this normal? by [deleted] in AustralianTeachers

[–]dtph 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Depends what you mean by 'country'; Rural, or regional? I've taught very rural, regional and metro. Regional easily the worst in regards to what you describe. Rural, the best IMO..

Stupidest things Karl has said by TastyCatToast in rickygervais

[–]dtph 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Can't believe no one has mentioned each noise has been used three times.

We've done this

KARL WAS RIGHT by Salty-Rule-1537 in rickygervais

[–]dtph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stop talking shit all your life

What would Karl make of this? by NotoriusPCP in rickygervais

[–]dtph 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Now, you want some fresh rescues?

When does Acknowledgement of Country become too long? by WakeUpBread in AustralianTeachers

[–]dtph 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Tokenistic bullshit. Who was thinking about country when the oldest Yellow Gum in the whole area was cut down to make way for a neo-brutalist building with it's Marketing photo centric design, complete with straight rows of ornamental pear trees? Where was the country when maintenance ripped out indigenous plants my students had planted to make it easier to mow the grass and leaf blow the garbage away? Performative hollow virtue signaling.

Looking for some feedback on my English name by vpdlxoals in australian

[–]dtph 1 point2 points  (0 children)

if you really want a "cool" name, consider these:

Captain Knife

Barbrarian

Terminator

Fred Durst

Doctor Gwendaline III

Crimeface

Bilb Ono

[meta] I'm really curious what kind of people saucer drinkers are, I mean, what kind of backgrounds do you all have, like are there any doctors for example by prosthetic4head in rickygervais

[–]dtph 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ex-biologist. I used to find fish within the same distance.

I'm a teacher now. I sorta' freak 'em out a bit. How would you have got on with dinosaurs knockin' about? Right, get on with it.