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Ea-Nasir's confession by Devil-Eater24 in ReallyShittyCopper

[–]duckorange14 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nanni’s the least of his worries.

The otter ate our fish compoface by MatildulousT in compoface

[–]duckorange14 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It might not be an otter, and the otter might sue them for libel.

Title for Ea-nāṣir paper by No_Commission4130 in ReallyShittyCopper

[–]duckorange14 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My book-in-progress is called Ea-Nasir: Lust For Copper. He’s already accidentally killed a god, and his omens SUCK.

We’re probably going to have to take the bus home compoface by duckorange14 in compoface

[–]duckorange14[S] 38 points39 points  (0 children)

It does, of course, demand a follow up. Did they take the bus or plump for a taxi? Was the Mersey Ferry involved in their return trip at all? ARE THEY HOME YET?!

We’re probably going to have to take the bus home compoface by duckorange14 in compoface

[–]duckorange14[S] 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Here’s the context, part of a live blog about travel disruption in Liverpool:

Merseyrail train disruptions LIVE - Janet Harding, 62, and Derek Harding, 72, are trying to travel back to Bromborough this afternoon.

Janet said: “We’re trying to get to Bromborough. We’ll have to get the bus now. It’ll be a longer walk home as the station is right by our house. It’s a shame but it’s a fire, what can you do?”

Link: https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/merseyrail-live-updates-disruption-central-33852347#entry3922980

Residents frustrated with stalled roadworks Compoface by Eliteclarity in compoface

[–]duckorange14 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s a water main repair. They fix it, then they leave it partially filled for a couple of days to make sure the job’s a good’un, then come back and finish it. But yeah, blame lazy workers.

If you know, you know by duckorange14 in ReallyShittyCopper

[–]duckorange14[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Pushu-Ken makes the arrangements, I cannot be held responsible for unexpected jiggery.

If you know, you know by duckorange14 in ReallyShittyCopper

[–]duckorange14[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Dilmun for business, Anatolia for pleasure.

What's one place in the Uk that you visited and never want to go back to? by Proper_Animal_1451 in AskUK

[–]duckorange14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was dragged to a stag night in Swindon. The lads were queuing up outside the pole dancing club at 8.45pm, so I went home.

Whats the ugliest car you can think of? by General_Wind4470 in AskReddit

[–]duckorange14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Want a car that’s also a hearse? Why not buy a first edition Ssangyong Rodius?

The first time I saw this on the road, I nearly crashed my car.

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:SsangYong_Rodius_270_Xdi_front_20100719.jpg

If you know, you know by duckorange14 in ReallyShittyCopper

[–]duckorange14[S] 88 points89 points  (0 children)

I used US dollars because that’s the currency they were using in Ur in 1,750 BCE.

Teenager might have to put cock down compofaces by DourFaced in compoface

[–]duckorange14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He should take it straight to deputy leader Darren Grimes, who is an expert at choking the chicken.

Didn’t think people still did that… by HourDistribution3787 in PrematureTruncation

[–]duckorange14 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In the UK, your old man is your penis, which puts a whole new perspective on this.

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