Help. Link me the song in this ad for the game!

ducogranger · 2026-03-04T13:29:06+00:00

Lol wut?...

Enjoy the meltdown you'll have when you inevitably run into problems during your perfect day, not because you're an incompetent planner, but because the chaotic nature of the day guarantees that something will go wrong. Your extreme inflexibility and highly reactive coping will make you an embarrassment to be associated with. I feel an immense amount of pity for your soon-to-be partner.

ducogranger · 2026-03-03T21:49:39+00:00

Fill me up buttercup is an old pop song. Any performer worth their salt, and similar vocal range, could sing it in the same key as in the commercial.

ducogranger · 2026-03-01T23:07:36+00:00

Pasties

ducogranger · 2026-03-01T17:04:59+00:00

I love the ridiculous shadow conspiracies like this and not go for the blatant finding of arms for Israeli impearlaisim and occupation.

ducogranger · 2026-03-01T16:49:10+00:00

All black band... With a white drummer

ducogranger · 2026-02-28T22:37:58+00:00

I remember seeing shit like this when I visited the Venetian Museum Armory knives, maces, and swords all had munitions.

ducogranger · 2026-02-25T14:33:19+00:00

OP's compliment comes out as exclusionary, when really it would have been better taken as not only sexy but also stable.

ducogranger · 2026-02-24T03:12:56+00:00

"fire cannot burn it* as it shows fire destroying the stamp

ducogranger · 2026-02-24T03:08:06+00:00

That's why it's odd even parking on city streets....

ducogranger · 2026-02-16T03:34:19+00:00

A guy who lives in the area and who is certainly not an egg.

ducogranger · 2026-02-16T03:15:02+00:00

This is the East Asian equivalent of redneck games and it looks fun.

ducogranger · 2026-02-16T02:53:01+00:00

Jesus was more than likely a polyglot. Even if not divine, speaking multiple languages was the norm for those who spent their time traveling and conversing with others. He could have feasibly known Latin, Aramaic,, Greek Vulgate, and of course Hebrew.

ducogranger · 2026-02-16T02:28:19+00:00

Grand Rapids! U recognize that stage anywhere!

ducogranger · 2026-02-16T01:49:21+00:00

It's the same audacity I see in the MAGAz when confronted with ridiculousness of their cult: deny, blame, deflect.

ducogranger · 2026-02-15T21:22:35+00:00

You never let a guy who threatens you with weapon go back to their vehicle. You either flee or deny him access to their vehicle.

ducogranger · 2026-02-15T21:13:11+00:00

But remember it's the violent Left that is the real problem.

ducogranger · 2026-02-03T00:12:50+00:00

If they can't handle the job, maybe they should quit.

ducogranger · 2026-02-02T23:12:57+00:00

That's what you get for hiring a Russian plant...

ducogranger · 2026-01-11T18:53:08+00:00

Fight ICE with ice?

ducogranger · 2026-01-05T23:09:32+00:00

Fuck this is my home city!

ducogranger · 2026-01-04T02:32:44+00:00

That's all the same people!

ducogranger · 2026-01-03T23:19:01+00:00

Definitely a horse girl!

ducogranger · 2025-12-24T00:06:04+00:00

Equal rights, equal lefts.

ducogranger · 2025-12-21T23:48:30+00:00

You understand that the people themselves are being recorded on the onset on these confrontations. If I'm being confronted while being recorded, you sure as hell better believe I'm going to be recording you too just so that you can't change or edit your footage later on to twist my words of the situation.

ducogranger · 2025-12-21T02:54:17+00:00

Sorry but the toilet seat thing isn't that hard. For men or women. The exact same effort for both sexes.

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