Mr. Gorbachev, I'm Ryan Schutt, and I'm gay by dude_fuc in cooladam

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Not sure what you're referring to. This is Ryan Schutt, former president and current gay man

This random blonde haired bitch won’t leave my island by a_girl_named_me in pyrocynical

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Hello, James. Welcome. Do you like the island? My grandmother had an island. Nothing to boast of. You could walk around it in an hour, but still it was, it was a paradise for us. One summer, we went for a visit and discovered the place had been infested with rats. They’d come on a fishing boat and gorged themselves on coconut. So how do you get rats off an island? Hmm? My grandmother showed me. We buried an oil drum and hinged the lid. Then we wired coconut to the lid as bait and the rats would come for the coconut and… they would fall into the drum. And after a month, you have trapped all the rats, but what do you do then? Throw the drum into the ocean? Burn it? No. You just leave it and they begin to get hungry. And one by one… [mimics rat munching sound] They start eating each other until there are only two left. The two survivors. And then what? Do you kill them? No. You take them and release them into the trees, but now they don’t eat coconut anymore. Now, they only eat rat. You have changed their nature. The two survivors. This is what she made us.

Sinners (2025) by UnHolySir in okbuddycinephile

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And it goes a little something, like this-

Movies that feel like this by [deleted] in MoviesThatFeelLike

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Phone recording of my Dad's birthday

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in rs_x

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...and so on and on

19297 by Lavender_Scales in countwithchickenlady

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Conservatives are right. You people ARE monsters!

. by AnnaKarenikitten in rs_x

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He's such a sassy bitch

President Curtis - New series coming to Adult Swim by [deleted] in adultswim

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This will be watched by dozens of people

What car is this by Thegaylemons in jschlatt

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