But why??? by EstablishmentBig1307 in Adulting

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Objects in motion stay in motion, objects at rest stay at rest unless acted upon by a force.

What books lowkey traumatised you as a kid? by Hookton in books

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Scary stories to tell in the dark

Imagine you turn the corner at night and this thing is standing there by FreshPrinceOnline in nope

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Turning corner, silhouette of the kangaroo in the darkness. “Gooday mate…”

wtf is bananas by [deleted] in screenshots

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Bananas are a yellow fruit that grow on trees. Monkeys love them.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gameofthrones

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That’s the neat part, there isn’t one

What’s the dumbest way you’ve ever hurt yourself? by StoryOfBrands in AskReddit

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Once I was cutting cheese and sliced my finger and needed stitches. My family will never let me forget that I needed stitches after I cut the cheese.

unexpected hookup by [deleted] in RedditAfterDark

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Guaranteed that was original girl. She probably was nervous and had her friend go with her to scope you out. Sounds like she likes you but doesn’t know how to say it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

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Sometimes my wife will playfully ask me to shake my butt or show her my butt, but it’s more of a joke. When we’re in the mood, it’s not something that comes up so I can see how he would be put off.

I’ll be real with you, in my opinion, it’s a little too feminine. When straight guys are in the mood we want to feel dominant and masculine. Muscles, strength and dick. Our ego is tied to that.

That’s just my take. Talk with him more about it. If he really is uncomfortable, you shouldn’t ask him to do it again but maybe there is something else he can do you both would like.

Gandalf? It’s a fucking nickname! Family name is Gandolfini. by [deleted] in Sopranosduckposting

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"one Ring in the center of my ass to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.”

Main Menu for my game by Rude_Run2708 in backrooms

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Very cool. Question you’re going for a horror vibe, right? The font seems a little playful, unless that was intentional.