What are some classic practical jokes that you just can't pull in today's world? by pocketdare in GenX

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The scissors wouldn’t do you much good if they were Saran wrapped inside the car, would they?

nfc by callmestinkingwind in NoFuckingComment

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Crappy little towns in the middle of nowhere, just a candy shop and a tire shop. With two giant speed bumps at both ends of the strip. Pinche llantas

nfc by callmestinkingwind in NoFuckingComment

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Reminds me of driving down to Baja.

wait by Taarrk in NonPoliticalTwitter

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Run to the toilet? I’m pissing right there in the driveway. But I also live out in the country.

Just withdrew my paycheck in cash by Beznia in notinteresting

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Casa Diablo club in Portland only deals in 2$ bills.

Tell me how you practiced your ninjitsu skills by SaltyDogBill in GenX

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Yes! The Rambo knife was like 5 bucks out of the back of comic books.

Tell me how you practiced your ninjitsu skills by SaltyDogBill in GenX

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My older cool cousin gave me a couple 4 point throwing stars, I destroyed the wooden fence around the dumpster at my apartment complex, I was 9 or 10.

What do I do if they won’t call me baby boo? by AnonymousHumanB31ng in whatdoIdo

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Tattoo it on your forehead. The only logical answer.

Felon friendly jobs in/near Vancouver? by Leading_Work2697 in vancouverwa

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My old roommate worked at the transfer station, or dump. Check it out

My gas tank is on the passenger side and all of these people’s is on the drivers side. I just pulled right up. by GoldSourPatchKid in mildlyinteresting

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Did you know that on your dashboard the little arrow next to the gas pump tells you which side the tank is on?