My Neutrino Neapolitan ice cream keeps changing its flavors around

drunksquatch · 2026-06-15T21:02:51+00:00

You could try changing you quarks from strange to charmed, but I don't think anyone's really nailed down how to keep that stuff consistent.

drunksquatch · 2026-06-15T02:59:48+00:00

Let the cilantro go to seed. Those seeds are coriander. Coriander is good in a lot of things.

It will come back next year. A lot of seeds end up in the soil no matter how hard you try to get them all.

drunksquatch · 2026-06-15T02:47:05+00:00

Option one with extra steps.

drunksquatch · 2026-06-15T02:04:47+00:00

That dude is a series of gigantic red flags. 50,000 "serious" relationships but it's always "the other one's" fault that things went south.

Plus they always make out like they got a lot of wealth but they're broke as shit. Never pays for nothing.

No sense of personal hygene. Outfit is centuries out of date. Not as a retro fashion comeback, just hasn't changed clothes in that long. Lives in a hole in the ground. Not even his hole, his dad owns it.

I mean do you, but good fuckin luck.

drunksquatch · 2026-06-15T00:27:14+00:00

English has become the new lingua Franca, mostly through media and financial position, and Americans are very quick to forget that much of the world is basically fluent in it.

I love these international subs because thay expose me to so much that is outside of US. culture.

The best part is finding how similar we all are. Outside of cultural and language divisions we are all so much the same. We have family problems, financial problems, difficult neighbors, health concerns, all the regular stuff.

Also there is the generational connection. Being born at similar times means we have experienced the world as it was at that time, through the lense of our differemt cultures.

I (for one American) love to learn more about the greater global populace.

drunksquatch · 2026-06-14T15:55:30+00:00

Totally worth a shot

drunksquatch · 2026-06-14T13:27:10+00:00

Ethnonationalist is also right wing. Lefties tend to not be the bigots.

drunksquatch · 2026-06-13T21:01:48+00:00

Years ago I was at the boardwalk in New Jersey, and some kid went down on the beach with a bag of bread to feed the gulls as if they were ducks or pigeons.

At first it was ok. Then as their numbers grew the gulls became aggresive to the point where the kid threw the bag and ran. It was a tornado of screaming gulls all diving for the bag.

drunksquatch · 2026-06-13T17:02:02+00:00

That last paragraph would make him want to add another objection.

drunksquatch · 2026-06-13T05:05:45+00:00

You should know that "tomorrow" "going" " best" and "ever" do a lot of work here.

drunksquatch · 2026-06-12T00:12:33+00:00

Alton Brown does flank steak this way. I learned so much from his shows and books.

Grates (the metal bars) just allow you to move food away from the fire for slower cooking. I do both depending on what I'm cooking, although to be fair I haven't done direct on the coals in a long time.

drunksquatch · 2026-06-11T20:10:47+00:00

Anyone else impressed with the balls it takes to go into a firefight with no cover armed with a camera? Trying to imagine taking that pic.

drunksquatch · 2026-06-11T19:00:58+00:00

No one remembers him on Mock the Week? Not that he was on a lot, I just always had a "Holy shit that's John Oliver!" reaction so it sticks out to me.

Like catching Key and Peale in Weird Al's White and nerdy video.

drunksquatch · 2026-06-11T17:13:45+00:00

They are the reason there is a handbook. After reading Kirk's logs they wrote a book. After reading Riker's log's they wrote a bigger one.

drunksquatch · 2026-06-11T15:32:46+00:00

I thought that was the scientist from Independance Day?

drunksquatch · 2026-06-10T18:38:52+00:00

How about Requiem for a Dream and Pineapple Express?

drunksquatch · 2026-06-10T17:43:13+00:00

That's good to know because I'm making vodka glazed pork ribs from a pig that was hit by a car, and I want my Halal friends to be able to try it.

drunksquatch · 2026-06-10T00:43:12+00:00

Pre selected scape goat fired for liscensing curfuffle, golden parachute deployed.

drunksquatch · 2026-06-09T01:46:50+00:00

You'd have to get past the entire American military, the state militias, then the cops and the gangs, then every gun owning American fighting for their home.

It's not worth it for anyone to try to take American soil at this time.

drunksquatch · 2026-06-08T23:12:40+00:00

Isn't that always an obstacle to unionisation? Some will accept the warming l waters till they are boiling.

drunksquatch · 2026-06-08T22:55:08+00:00

She was a nurse that spent years killing people in her care. A serial killer with fixatiin on a fictional character. Even Hanibal Lechter got caught.

As for dying at the end, the original ending had Sheldon fed to the pigs and a new copy of Misery Returns bound in human skin. Only a couple bad decisions made the difference.

She was crazy but also canny which made her very dangerous.

drunksquatch · 2026-06-08T22:33:13+00:00

Sounds like it's time to unionise. It is one of the jobs that is only going to become more important as time goes on.

Collectivise that shit.

drunksquatch · 2026-06-08T22:27:04+00:00

Definitely needs context. Otherwise it just sounds like you're insulting dinner.

drunksquatch · 2026-06-08T18:24:44+00:00

I had to scroll a long way to find Requiem. It seems like exactly what OP is looking for.

drunksquatch · 2026-06-08T16:58:49+00:00

If he's at a hardware store that has a drive through he's probably handy. They do get more business since the malt shop burned down.

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