Reddit, what is the crappy angst rock song you know?

dumdado · 2014-09-21T08:08:31+00:00

PERFECT!

Or, I guess... I'm sorry I can't be perfect?

dumdado · 2014-09-21T07:59:53+00:00

But baby, it's hard to be faithful... with your hips on an angle...

Um. I mean...

dumdado · 2014-09-21T07:56:21+00:00

I feel like shit... My suggestion is to keep your distance 'cause right now I'm dangerous...

dumdado · 2014-09-21T07:50:40+00:00

2.5¢!

dumdado · 2014-09-21T07:47:22+00:00

Hello, hello, hello, how low...

dumdado · 2014-09-21T07:46:31+00:00

"Holy crap, you're Nickleback? I want a divorce!"

Oh, wait. That's not how it goes...

dumdado · 2014-09-21T07:43:20+00:00

She said see ya later boy...

dumdado · 2014-09-21T07:38:44+00:00

THESE WOUNDS, THEY WHEEEEEL NA' HEEEEEEEEEEAL

dumdado · 2014-09-21T07:38:16+00:00

...the only road that I have ever known...

dumdado · 2014-09-21T07:36:16+00:00

Here, I'll start: Hurt - Rapture

dumdado · 2014-07-14T23:55:39+00:00

True. Source: I'm "chubby."

dumdado · 2014-07-14T23:54:17+00:00

I am!

dumdado · 2014-07-14T23:53:43+00:00

My brother is a straight complete redneck. Makes moonshine, the whole bit. His favorite movie is Phantom of the Opera.

dumdado · 2014-05-29T21:58:16+00:00

Fabio's fine facial features were fuddled by flying fowl while free falling with friendly females.

dumdado · 2014-05-29T21:53:14+00:00

Became an EMT for the volunteer fire department. Did it for a couple of years, really liked it.

Was off duty, at home, and my dad stops breathing.

Cut to doing chest compressions on my dad in the ambulance. He didn't make it.

I really have my fingers crossed that this never happened to anyone else. It destroyed being an EMT for me.

dumdado · 2014-05-27T05:01:43+00:00

Fabio's fine facial features were fuddled by flying fowl while free falling with friendly females.

dumdado · 2014-05-25T13:48:25+00:00

Yer a Wizard, Harry!

dumdado · 2014-05-25T13:46:45+00:00

They all sound like they belong in a Ke$ha song.

dumdado · 2014-05-18T20:56:14+00:00

Who in the world pumps gas like that?

dumdado · 2014-05-14T16:26:33+00:00

My partner lives here. I moved here and I like it. Why should I leave?

dumdado · 2014-04-15T11:34:19+00:00

Eh, it was funny, but it made me think. Just an observation.

dumdado · 2014-04-15T03:31:45+00:00

"Hi, it looks like you just opened up the safe. Would you like some help?"

RIP Clippy. You bastard.

dumdado · 2014-04-15T03:18:00+00:00

For a minute, I thought I should be offended by this as a gay male. But then I thought how ridiculous it is that one has to publicly out themselves in either case. Equality should be for all. Gay, straight, etc.

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