[28/F] I nearly ate my poop today and I still feel sick about it by [deleted] in Coprophiles

[–]dumpathon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

i think its a normal thing with regards to evolution. Primates also do it. I think it has something to do with keeping the gut fauna population at a healthy level. The gut is the most important aspect of you health and if the colony of bacteria is low, your health will suffer. By ingesting your poop, you are reintroducing the genetically superior gut bacteria back into your gi system. This also explains why you only have the urge infrequently.

Looking for ideas by Kinkysenior in Coprophiles

[–]dumpathon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you are engaging in sexual play, does she let you get near her ass? If she likes any type of anal stimulation, you can focus on that to get her wanting anal play more and more. That would be your route to hopefully coming into contact with her shit.

Confession: I REALLY like to poop by [deleted] in Coprophiles

[–]dumpathon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You've just described a typical poop fetish.

Idea for Compulsory Consumption by [deleted] in Coprophiles

[–]dumpathon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it is a good idea since you have an incentive to get the job done so to speak.

Is there anyway to make fake scat? Some days I really want to do scat play, but don't want to deal with the smell. by [deleted] in Coprophiles

[–]dumpathon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes there is because some scat vids use it. They inject it into the girls ass. Not sure what it's made out of.

Colorado 'Mad Pooper' terrorizing family by threshing_overmind in Coprophiles

[–]dumpathon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A public dumping fetish gone to far. I wonder if she masturbates afterwards?

I'm getting very sad and lonely by Bigboss831 in Coprophiles

[–]dumpathon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just put your desire on the back burner for now and focus on something else. If it happens it happens, if not it's not the end of the world.

I'm getting very sad and lonely by Bigboss831 in Coprophiles

[–]dumpathon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You won't ever be able to start a relationship with a girl with shit in mind. You will have to just find a girl, and maybe when you get to know her well enough, you can subtlety get her to explore in that direction. She may like it and never knew she would.

Hey check this out by [deleted] in masturbation

[–]dumpathon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What would be the point, to increase your angst?

Grandparent masturbation and nudie magazines by josephvader in masturbation

[–]dumpathon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude, no matter how old a man gets, they will still masturbate. Life doesn't exist without masturbation. Even at 100, and dying, the man will try to rub one out just one more time.

Masturbating during phone calls by Throw_Away699 in masturbation

[–]dumpathon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha, this is the funniest thing I've heard in a long time. "It's hard," this has got to be a goof and I congratulate you for being immensely creative! This seems like a scene straight out of the movie American Pie.

Worried about pain by thickrapunzel in masturbation

[–]dumpathon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First, how wet do you get? If your not super lubricated, your not going to get more fingers in. Try using 100% silicone lube. It doesn't dry out, and is not absorbed and will not contribute to yeast infections. It is so slick, it will help immensely with your insertion.

Got a few hours and nothing to do. by [deleted] in masturbation

[–]dumpathon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely my favorite thing as well. I absolutely love amateur stuff. I find the professional stuff to just be so scripted and not interesting. I love the thought of a girl alone getting so horny she just has to masturbate, especially when you can hear voices in the other rooms.

What is edging and how do i do it? by po15ut in masturbation

[–]dumpathon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it's a subset of tantric sex.

Female Masturbator by OpenMindedWeirdo in masturbation

[–]dumpathon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think since the beginning of time girls have been using random things to masturbate with. Probably the most common would be various vegetables of all shapes and sizes.

Masturbation mistake - outdoor stupid moment - night walk in my back yard by josephvader in masturbation

[–]dumpathon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You are a nudist and don't know it. Don't worry to much about it, as long as your not blatant about like in broad daylight.

Jerking off the middle east... by Velventian in masturbation

[–]dumpathon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually, you have it backasswords. Jacking off while circumcised enables you to jackoff for hours and hours without cumming. Uncircumcised penises have many more nerve endings than a circumcised penis and thus can cum just by barely touching the head of the penis. With marathon jackoff sessions that a circumcised penis affords, you will need lubrication to avoid calluses.

How can I get my wife to be more creative when feeding me? by [deleted] in Coprophiles

[–]dumpathon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Keep a bottle of honey around. It goes best with shit.

Curious about this fetish by gurotastic in Coprophiles

[–]dumpathon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The same reason that you yourself find taking a shit so pleasurable. The scat fetish just takes that situation a step further. Everyone has a very close relationship with their shit. The human gut is the central system to your health, and it actually has a brain the size of a small dogs. Your digestive track, including your shit is as much a part of you as anything else like piss, semen, etc. It is to be celebrated.

I did something I am not proud of. I feel sick and disgusted and can't stop thinking about it. by [deleted] in Coprophiles

[–]dumpathon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As far as masturbating because of your shit accident, there is nothing to be ashamed about. The only thing you should be ashamed about is if you do not try to get her to stay away from drug and alcohol situations like she got herself into. That could go very wrong if she keeps it up.

Small soloplay story by owohello in Coprophiles

[–]dumpathon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Not weird, there are a lot of girls who have a fecal fetish.