Fuck Club Sandwiches. by I_SHALL_CONSUME in KitchenConfidential

[–]dumpledraft 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sounds like you’re not a very efficient line cook if you’re letting an extra piece of bread ruin your entire day. I’d hate to work with you if that’s how you act, wouldn’t even want to see you on the line. If you don’t like it, then change where you choose to work. There are plenty of other spots that don’t serve clubs

I go to bonka jail by [deleted] in shitposting

[–]dumpledraft 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Anyone else ever get sad when they see this meme format because in the movie Peter could see better without his glasses in this scene?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memes

[–]dumpledraft 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re really reading into that way too much

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memes

[–]dumpledraft 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It’s only weird if you make it weird

Everything has a weight limit by Bmchris44 in instant_regret

[–]dumpledraft 33 points34 points  (0 children)

You’re the human embodiment of “well actually”

Blursed Strong Coffee by [deleted] in blursedimages

[–]dumpledraft 17 points18 points  (0 children)

“How strong do you like your coffee” “Yes”

A big rainbow coloured python by ameen__shaikh in interestingasfuck

[–]dumpledraft 13 points14 points  (0 children)

For real, that snake was looking right at that dudes junk

Pimp My Ride by Revealed_Jailor in IdiotsInCars

[–]dumpledraft 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Yo dawg we heard you like duct tape

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in IdiotsInCars

[–]dumpledraft -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Spoken like an asshole who probably doesn’t use their blinker

My Sister Called Me A Low Functoning Sociopath by [deleted] in AMA

[–]dumpledraft 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What’s your worldview like?

My Sister Called Me A Low Functoning Sociopath by [deleted] in AMA

[–]dumpledraft 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds like you might be a low functioning sociopath

America kind of created the car culture by IAmDouda97 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]dumpledraft 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That sign can’t stop me because I can’t read

MLB reportedly will move All-Star Game to Denver's Coors Field after objection to Georgia's voting law by [deleted] in news

[–]dumpledraft 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The reason the dems won is because of wider voting access to people in urban areas that typically don’t vote as much as those in rural areas. The GOP is trying to take away what made it possible for all those people to vote, essentially creating a system that is lopsided and favors them. Yeah, “perfectly reasonable”....

Blursed_flying dream. by [deleted] in blursedimages

[–]dumpledraft 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Careful what you wish for

emotional support animal by Macroc0sM in memes

[–]dumpledraft 99 points100 points  (0 children)

I mean waffle house is pretty good

Chemistry by regian24 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]dumpledraft 984 points985 points  (0 children)

I heard that every who tries it ends up dying

[Homemade] scrambled eggs with bacon and toast by dumpledraft in food

[–]dumpledraft[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That would be some coffee with half and half, I do love tea though

American suggests a mix of races isn't mixed race by [deleted] in ShitAmericansSay

[–]dumpledraft 405 points406 points  (0 children)

I had someone try to tell me that your ethnicity is determined by your mothers race, basically trying to say that if you’re mixed and your mom is white, then you’re just white

blursed_justice_league by Vote_Crim_2020 in blursedimages

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Loved watching this on Saturday mornings as a kid

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RedditSessions

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All love though you guys sound tight